Finished Folds (141—160)
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6rub it's belly. Yeah, that's a good sasquatch. Who's a good boy? You are! Yes you are! Aw, what a sweetheart he is, look I can make him shake his leg if I rub this spot right here.
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3the final notch that would mean the destruction of the belt, it had been notched so much. Each notch represented a different sexual partner that he'd convinced to perform as a
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6Rabbinistein didn't know what to do, so he sent Joe on a journey to see a series of increasingly demanding medicine men down in the amazon rainforest. If Joe's devil wasn't cured
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0on crack. I'm sure we had the time and money now to take a little crack vacation for a while, little Jimmy didn't need the operation real bad for a couple months at least.
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5Well for starters, everyone gets a mansion made out of diamonds and chocolate. All your old pets will be there, and grandpa, and you might even see a celebrity or two.
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4unless it has to do with the bomb strapped to his obnoxious gas guzzling hummer limousine. The bomb was attached to the hot tub so some pretty blonde girls may be caught in the
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2and the population cursed the evil terrorist who had put the weather under control of the robotic toddlers. With pitchforks and torches an angry mob took to the castle on the hill
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7is going to take a while to break out of, but eventually an extraordinarily cute lizard-human hybrid baby emerged. It was sweet as could be and proceeded to immediately gnaw on its
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3Disposing of her this way was nice and sanitary so I didn't get so much as a ticket, and it was a very quick process, not that labor intensive. I was back to work in a few hours.
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4strip club she worked at down to the ground, killing her cat, bombing her mothers place, and just going out of my way to terrorize her and erase her from existence. 10 months of
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3caught little chunks of octopus in his open mouth and ate them with the biggest grin on his face, tears of joy streaming down his face. He loved octopus, and hated calligraphy.
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5Cantaloupe. It wasn't an accredited university and had the reputation of being a diploma mill, but Jimmy didn't see any alternatives. He payed the $40,000 tuition for the year that
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5was fixed on the hosts face, pulled into an expression of sheer terror as the rottwieler barked and barked. The cameraman laughed as the host went fetal, his claustrophobia coming
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5home and made it into a nice stew for my family. Four hours later we were all being rushed to the hospital, and I learned that I'm a poor judge as to wether something is edible.
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2This sheer dumbness from both spectator and performer allowed for great financial success, and the collection of investors who made it happen slept like kings on piles of money.
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4Immediately DEA agents rushed on the scene and shut Smokey's whole show down. Smokey was detained and harshly interrogated, but he wasn't a snitch and wouldn't give up his source.
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4she shouted. The prince was used to this sort of thing from the local vegans, which is why the king had ordered them put to death years ago. Somehow this one had survived, but the
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5His crew disagreed and quickly set about disemboweling the Cap'n and feeding him to sharks. They set out with their ship full of valuable goods to the nearest port to sell off the
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7find these days. especially non-union minions. I really should have supplemented the income I was getting from my kidnapping and war profiteering industries before I put this plan
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3enlisted the aid of his fictional green brethren, assembling a meeting between himself, The Jolly Green Giant, The Hulk, Godzilla, Slimer, and The Green Lantern. Together they