Finished Folds (121—140)
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2rage. The class of kindergarteners he'd burst into and was rather puzzled by his rant as he was such a small skinny fellow he couldn't really scare them. The teacher approached him
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3Once on the other side of the door she was greeted by three walls. There was a window on the opposite wall. Through the window there was another wall. "I'm bored", she thought.
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4whether to try and juggle his items home. Fortunately for onlookers he opted to juggle the items, and a great afternoon was had by everyone who saw the spectacle.
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5to chuck at the werewolves when they attacked. That night there was a brutal showdown where the werewolves were systematically stripped of all their pride and dignity.
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4for it to be my idea of a come on, and I deliberately interpreted her gunfire as a sign of affection. I lunged towards the beautiful officer as she continued to fill me with lead.
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4and Chewie had a rather unorthodox way of solving them. While Han was hosing down the aftermath he noticed a smelly oddly colored discharge coming out of Chewies eyes and nose. It
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5explained the waves of deliciousness I was experiencing. I started to feel a little paranoid, but the bacon was so delicious it more than made up for it. It was a good salad.
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3the town drunk and famously impoverished prude Helen O'Grady. One day the Susie, the four year old, was letting out a torrent of obscenities at passing ducks when Helen approached
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4to the roughest neighborhood in the city dressed like a hooker and proceeded to cavort around throwing money in the air while yelling racial slurs loudly at 4 in the morning.
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5firm in her resolve to gain the hundreds of pounds needed to be one of those morbidly obese girls that were so popular on the internet. Helga knew she could land a man if she only
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3people expected things like crapping in your hand and throwing it at people as a way of voicing your displeasure. The only real downside to being the dumbest man in any room was
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4zombies or werewolves or people for that matter. So when I torched the graveyard full of scallawags I had a whole mess of folks pissed off at me. Back in those days we didn't have
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8inevitable, her story sounded like a sleeping pill in words. Finally she stopped talking. I had stopped listening and didn't realize she was emphasizing her awe at a pair of shoes.
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6my relatives, but they had all gone to another afterlife. I looked around and all I saw where what looked like dead terrorists. I wish I'd lost my virginity before I died.
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3You have been chosen to inseminate me with the seed to bear a generation of mutant children 100 times more powerful than those who captured you. Now stay still, this will hurt.
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5could not be counted on. Skip fired the pistol at Count Chocula and Buzz Aldrin did nothing, distracted as he was by Count Von Count, from Sesame Street, who was counting all the
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5truck driver in the whole damn town and if you ever forget it I'll come to your house and beat the crap out of you." The song sold reasonably well, and was featured in a movie.
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4that anyone can learn but few will have the patience for. Child Whispering was a highly profitable skill to have, the practitioners being the most highly paid childcare workers in
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1pee in it, because I enjoy the feeling of my warm pee and the thought of other people swimming around in it. After I've done my business I'll make an excuse to leave quickly, like
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6Calling them a band at all was probably giving them too much credit as every song was clearly improvised on the spot and there wasn't an actual instrument in sight.