Finished Folds (101—120)
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6There was a hot spicy taste, and the sandwich then got hotter, and burst into flames. OMG! Squawkers reappeared more beautiful than ever. He was not a parakeet, but a phoenix!
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4and my weird neighbor keeps wanting to take a bite out of my pineapple costume because he read that eating pineapple will change the taste of his semen ... for the better. Ugh the
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5is because snow globes remind me of when I used to have an addiction to blow and I once spilled a bag of it and it reminded me of little snowflakes around me. Ahhhhh, memories.
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4box of furry condom. I mean, seriously, those things are huge in order to fit over a mascot's phallus; not to mention hard to find and incredibly expensive. But oh, furry sex is
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3insane asylums, but they were already smiling so much, maybe no one was able to notice them smiling bigger after munching on the ice-milk Cool Ranch Doritos tacos. I just know I
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4perfect popcorn and roast asparagus. Thank god she didn't have asparagus for lunch all considering. BUT, back to trying to birth these kids using the microwave manual. I grabbed
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3and then our favorite past time - monkey smuggling. We laughed about the most exotic monkeys we had each smuggled and how I was once so nervous that I peed my pants all over the
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8old out. I called Etsy to complain, and they said some Professor in South Carolina bought it. Ugh, I was determined to get that bedazzled frog purse from her, so I went and
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3nknown to KarokeJoe. Of course, she found she better fart in beat to the lyrics "King Size Farts," because when in Rome. Soon the entire dance floor pass out from the noxious fum
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7to the local humane society and asked to see the rabbit cage. I dangled the carrots by the door and punched every rabbit as they came close. Of course, the cops were eventually
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3V-8." The judge immediately lost balance and fell to his right side and cracked his head wide open. OMG! He was a fraud!! His head was filled with delicious jelly beans! Score
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5with the Sound of Music." Ugh, I hate that fucking movie, so I ripped the Cheshire Cat into so many pieces that not even Maria could solve it. That done I decided I was hungry
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4ow that I was just voted by the conclave to be the new Pope. No one in the CanadianLoony gang would find a Canadian pope possible, and mainly because I never wear any
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2think would look good on a jersey, but now everyone calls me "The Dust Geyser." Luckily my trusty sugar glider, Chauncy, was around to lick up all the cracker dust I spewed.
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4I had to slide the bitch's entire snout into my mouth in order to give rescue breathing, which is the day I learned the hard way how much I truly LOVE beastiality and the smell of
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3about having to share a single cookie among all of them. They started to argue about it when a freakish finger monkey ran in, stole the cooke, and took off eating it. nom nom
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2fully defrosted yet, and the penguin's beak was still connected to the head. Nonetheless, once cooked, I figured I would have the finest penguin jerky this side of Anchorage.
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3but Betty's last name was so much more attractive than here husband's last name, Plum. And he often liked to do her in the library with a candlestick. Or, was it in the kitchen
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1did I become such a pathetic person that people mistake me for a tenured college professor in the English department?! But then I thought of those Chicken & Waffle chips again an
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1was even consider cruel for a German, so you know she was tough. Her redeeming quality was her love for her ever-present penguin named Kraut that pecked the 2nd graders eyes.