Finished Folds (41—60)
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3We need those keys to open up the admin's home to check if he or she has succumbed to COVID. The site composition was falling apart, bugged folds were showing here and there, and
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3eye settled on the chocolate cake. "Odysseus, I want chocolate cake!" whined the cow. Odysseus said, "Chocolate cake!? Where!?" He spun and saw. "Chocolate cake! For breakfast!"
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1One has to question the mentality of a nudist in the Yukon, and also the humanity of a person who looks at a spambot's ad on FoldingStory and says, "Yes, I now want this product."
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3know what either of those were, because kids these days are doing meth and banging each other with switchblade knife strap-ons by the time they hit grade school. Edgelord bastards.
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3was long about midnight, when everybody else has long been sleepin'. He was creepin' down to the kitchen of my house, when nobody else is even' movin', he was groovin'. Samhain
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2let out a terrific bean blast that propelled me over the last inch of wall and just out of reach of the horta's grasp. I was free! My snail-killing shift was at an end! To the dog
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2head of asparagus. "Tada!" yelled Dr. Evil Scientist Man. "Now, the asparagus stalks at midnight!" He cackled maniacally as his asparagus-headed fiend rose to life, groaning over
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3would be theirs with just three easy down payments of $500 per month and a po boy down at the Smoke'n'Bones BBQ over on Mandrill Ave. Dr. Kathy Pulaski sipped her chicken soup and
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3legroom, but very little headspace. At first she hoped she wouldn't be transferred to this prison, but the Egyptian guards had evidently gotten a new bus. Lunch was pyramid jello.
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3the chemical concoction of the poison and the sulfurous expulsions still lingering in the causeway created an implosion which collapsed the radio station in on itself. All seemed
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4the concierge arrives to check our bags and ask us, "Have you ever been so based you were woke?" We had to alarm her that she had it the other way around, but we tipped anyhow.
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3anks of constant avocados. Queen Kong ascended the Chrysler building, snatched the Chrysler off the top, and hurled it clear across state lines, claiming victory and the title of
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0Yellowstone erupted, burying roughly three states under lava and ash, and darkening the skies over the entire continent with toxic volcanic ash. An ignoble end for Ryan, she
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4lowing out the theme tune to the Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers. Every verse, he'd pause and sing, "Didja crap yourself on stage, didja crap yourself on stage?" The violinist ran.
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4It's not been easy to find my breath, either. Sometimes my left arm feels a little fuzzy, and I get these sharp, shooting pains from my chest and up the left side of my neck. Billy
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2The Isle of Sodor had a trucking problem, hence all the trains, but Topham Hat was restless at night due to Thomas and Friends' unsavory Twitter remarks: "Trains rights now!"
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3Meets the Flintstones, the eponymous Capt. Bloodstain visits Wilma and Betty once a month, but in this very special episode, he pays his last ever visit to them both. Needless to
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5the rug in the den, then sat upon the lump with the same look of confusion as though he accidentally clicked a folding story without realizing it. Hastily, Kurt Russel lit up his
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4Bad Caverns with Cheddarjack Cheese to the historic Helter Skelter museum, SoCal pandered to the fondest dregs of society. Deja vu was a common malady the Selfie tribes spread
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6It all came down to endurance. Could you breed endurance? Is it possible for two of the best-trained people on Earth to conceive a child that could withstand a tornado? Let's test.