Finished Folds (41—60)
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2hovered over to the minifridge over the mantlepiece and pulled out a can of coffee. Sidney shook, spraying coffee out over the shrieking children, sowing the seeds of chaos.
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3the emergency ward of late. Torn, shredded people, rib cages snapped open, intestines half-chewed, with the patients often screaming nonstop. Dr. Goodfeel was glad he was a gyneco-
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5deceased administrators of FoldingStory.com to inquire about the afterlife. ObsTV interjects regarding direct deposit for website hosting, then cuts to a mantis shrimp commercial.
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5allergic to peanuts, this put them out of work temporarily, and the stock market was a standstill. But the sky didn't fall. The country didn't end. The sickness of necktie gamblers
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3We need those keys to open up the admin's home to check if he or she has succumbed to COVID. The site composition was falling apart, bugged folds were showing here and there, and
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1Once they were almost filled all the way to the top of the bin, David Miscavige, owner of Hollywood, switched on the blender. Liquefy. Children screamed, but not for long. The
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3eye settled on the chocolate cake. "Odysseus, I want chocolate cake!" whined the cow. Odysseus said, "Chocolate cake!? Where!?" He spun and saw. "Chocolate cake! For breakfast!"
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1One has to question the mentality of a nudist in the Yukon, and also the humanity of a person who looks at a spambot's ad on FoldingStory and says, "Yes, I now want this product."
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2Human cheese could be bought on the black market, and was high in price due to the difficulty in sourcing the breast milk. Counterfeit human cheese made from Similac emerged from
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3know what either of those were, because kids these days are doing meth and banging each other with switchblade knife strap-ons by the time they hit grade school. Edgelord bastards.
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3was long about midnight, when everybody else has long been sleepin'. He was creepin' down to the kitchen of my house, when nobody else is even' movin', he was groovin'. Samhain
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2let out a terrific bean blast that propelled me over the last inch of wall and just out of reach of the horta's grasp. I was free! My snail-killing shift was at an end! To the dog
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2head of asparagus. "Tada!" yelled Dr. Evil Scientist Man. "Now, the asparagus stalks at midnight!" He cackled maniacally as his asparagus-headed fiend rose to life, groaning over
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3would be theirs with just three easy down payments of $500 per month and a po boy down at the Smoke'n'Bones BBQ over on Mandrill Ave. Dr. Kathy Pulaski sipped her chicken soup and
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3legroom, but very little headspace. At first she hoped she wouldn't be transferred to this prison, but the Egyptian guards had evidently gotten a new bus. Lunch was pyramid jello.
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3the chemical concoction of the poison and the sulfurous expulsions still lingering in the causeway created an implosion which collapsed the radio station in on itself. All seemed
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4the concierge arrives to check our bags and ask us, "Have you ever been so based you were woke?" We had to alarm her that she had it the other way around, but we tipped anyhow.
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3anks of constant avocados. Queen Kong ascended the Chrysler building, snatched the Chrysler off the top, and hurled it clear across state lines, claiming victory and the title of
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2essence of the Promise Ring, the one ring that the One Ring™ couldn't control. They'd changed names to Becky and David, but the Promise Ring hid them from druglord Sauron best.
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0Yellowstone erupted, burying roughly three states under lava and ash, and darkening the skies over the entire continent with toxic volcanic ash. An ignoble end for Ryan, she