Finished Folds (41—60)
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4placing to catch the fucking possum holing up under the front porch. Midst throes of training bra hell, she bricked up the porch when the parents left and set it aflame. She danced
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3The crowd flung her a little bit too hard, and she went sailing over the sun. As George Orwell once said, "A wop bobaloobop, a wop bamboo." She flapped her arms to try and ease her
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1was in deep doo-doo now, mostly because my voice changed, and I was meant to be in the Christmas choir for the evening mass. Ragging my communion robes was not a pretty look.
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2hovered over to the minifridge over the mantlepiece and pulled out a can of coffee. Sidney shook, spraying coffee out over the shrieking children, sowing the seeds of chaos.
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3the emergency ward of late. Torn, shredded people, rib cages snapped open, intestines half-chewed, with the patients often screaming nonstop. Dr. Goodfeel was glad he was a gyneco-
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5deceased administrators of FoldingStory.com to inquire about the afterlife. ObsTV interjects regarding direct deposit for website hosting, then cuts to a mantis shrimp commercial.
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5allergic to peanuts, this put them out of work temporarily, and the stock market was a standstill. But the sky didn't fall. The country didn't end. The sickness of necktie gamblers
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2and other mathematical conundrums. Often I would wash myself in sine waves and use an Avogadro's constant of soap." Led frowned at the Pied Piper's story. "Wouldn't it be better if
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3We need those keys to open up the admin's home to check if he or she has succumbed to COVID. The site composition was falling apart, bugged folds were showing here and there, and
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1Once they were almost filled all the way to the top of the bin, David Miscavige, owner of Hollywood, switched on the blender. Liquefy. Children screamed, but not for long. The
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3eye settled on the chocolate cake. "Odysseus, I want chocolate cake!" whined the cow. Odysseus said, "Chocolate cake!? Where!?" He spun and saw. "Chocolate cake! For breakfast!"
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3these 9 films are racist!" sed Glint, "'Indiana Jones' was filmed in Hollywood, which is in America, which was founded on a slave economy! 'Star Wars' was filmed in Hollywood, whic
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1One has to question the mentality of a nudist in the Yukon, and also the humanity of a person who looks at a spambot's ad on FoldingStory and says, "Yes, I now want this product."
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1y anus. "What's the average rainfall of the Amazon basin? Who's buried in Grant's tomb? How does he eat and breathe in space, and other science facts?" I parkoured up the alleyway
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2Human cheese could be bought on the black market, and was high in price due to the difficulty in sourcing the breast milk. Counterfeit human cheese made from Similac emerged from
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1Missing out on the fantastic midsummer sale at your local Marshall's! Marshall's has chic, has umbrellas, has turn-ups, all at low-low prices!" St. Pooter said. "This jacket I'm
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3know what either of those were, because kids these days are doing meth and banging each other with switchblade knife strap-ons by the time they hit grade school. Edgelord bastards.
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3was long about midnight, when everybody else has long been sleepin'. He was creepin' down to the kitchen of my house, when nobody else is even' movin', he was groovin'. Samhain
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2let out a terrific bean blast that propelled me over the last inch of wall and just out of reach of the horta's grasp. I was free! My snail-killing shift was at an end! To the dog
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0He then engaged the four grannies in a laborious flashback to his time panning for ice in the Martian boonies. Then he was hit by a golf cart going at 2 kph. WHY ARE YOU MEOWING