Finished Folds (81—100)
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1Julia began to think her weekend with Fern to see the F-Zero races in Death Wind Valley live was ruined, if only for their lack of precognizance of the planet's torrential winds.
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4Bad Caverns with Cheddarjack Cheese to the historic Helter Skelter museum, SoCal pandered to the fondest dregs of society. Deja vu was a common malady the Selfie tribes spread
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6It all came down to endurance. Could you breed endurance? Is it possible for two of the best-trained people on Earth to conceive a child that could withstand a tornado? Let's test.
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0She checked in at the rejection bin of her nearest Goodwill and found the perfect glove puppet to use in pitching her ideas to Tropicana. She needed a name for her puppet orange.
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4Birds could be heard playing on his tablet. No. Not this night. Not any more nights to come. Rudolph kicked the door open with a hoof and pumped the Nerf™ shotgun at Timmy's face.
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5site to a shitty little Gamestop. Ralph S. Mouse careened into the criminals' Waffle House on his bike, spraying bullets into the air. "Run for cover, mother-fuckers!" he yelled.
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1a button off of his pants, and Drago made spluttering sounds with his mouth before stomping off through Tazmily Hills after the sound of a motorbike. It wasn't really a motorbike.
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4street below a chocolate fondue. Wes was watering wisterias when we witnessed what was worming westwards while weighing one's whims. Naturally, we torched the high-rise. It was the
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2weren't allowed to show death in those days, what with the wars and such, so 4-F men would sneak onions past concessions to simulate crying at the suggestive parts. "This isn't an
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4Michaels "Pokemon" Sodomy was our new parish reverend who volunteered at the tennis court by picking up stray balls, so he invented summer vestments to beat the global warming heat
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3eventually lapsed into a deep depression over all the things they thought they wanted to do until one day you realize, "No, this is who I am, a lazy, self-hating monster," and then
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2It was due to my upbringing by my grandmother, Granny Wheelbarrow. She had discovered a way to grow cocaine, and said, "Pot's for pussies." I didn't know any better, being a kid.
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3can handle a cephalopod's obscure medicinal needs. Call this number, ask for Dr. Saul-Jesus, and tell him what you've been prescribed." Aquaman patted the criminal on the back and
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3So I applied it topically to the artist's face with a smash and fled that gallery, leaving behind my macaroni pasta rendering of "The Fallen Madonna with the Big Boobies"™ forever.
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5It was their child, the half-human, half-human hybrid, who grew up to be the one and only Rear Admiral Rectal-Scrape that won World War III for the Allied forces, thus ending the
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1guttural tic of his, even if it was inappropriate and uncalled for, or just had nothing to do with what Col. Rumcheeks' party had been conversing about (like YouTube suggestions).
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3urine in the compost first might be better, because the acidity isn't good for the plants you're growing, and your morning urine should have the most nutrients. You're in!
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3Problem was, Leviathan was shocked easily, and every time he frothed at the mouth, Behemoth would counter with a swipe. They reconciled over a Moomba Mambo and flan at the Honeybee
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3genuine Matt Groening "Life in Hell" comics where they get naked and do it. After that, you couldn't buy Mr. T's cereal in this town. Plop plop fizz fizz oh god my eyes burn.
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3inside a shark, you go head first." Taking my papa's advice, I positioned myself head-first into the hammerhead's throat and welcomed my delayed demise. "Chomp," said the shark.