Finished Folds (81—100)
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4Show at the dog track. Speaking of leashes as someone who's watched his son run headlong off a cliff, those body harness leashes for children are NOT demeaning by any means.
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1um, what's the word? Extradited? Extravagant? Yeah, maybe. That balloon is extravagant, and for women only. Look, see? It reads: 'For her pleasure only.'" "I hate balloons," said
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1But this rematch was not to come. One of our rivals lost a foot to diabetes, and one of our dance team was in the army and needed his leg amputated. I never quite had the heart to
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3Lutho was more of a visual learner; words could only describe so much, and a demonstration provides some semblance of proof. Lucy however had the gift of gab and wouldn't shut up.
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1usive they would eat sushi off a horse's French military hat. Like Napoleon wore. You can find them in UFO catchers (claw machines) in Japan, among the COVID-19 plushies. They cost
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2dark blood, retching down under the Bag Head of Baghead's brown paper bag. It lunged at us, emaciated arms swinging, from the dark forest, uttering a guttural wildcat banshee howl.
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4thrust somewhere initially uncomfy, but you get used to it after a bit. "Wow!" he said in the VR. "The HD rumble really kicks it in high gear!" He tripped, but didn't stop falling.
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3Erica screamed. And screamed, and screamed. She had never been so skeeved out. Not since the 2016 election, that is. She started bashing the ghost toe with a waffle iron, and that
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8"Talk about a redwood in the khakis," grumbled Rocket who accidentally walked in. He spun and left, but not before hearing, "I am Groot." Shocked, Rocket said, "That's filthy!"
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5the monkey knew his days were numbered. His days on stage, his days in this town, and his days being alive before the nothingness of the grave consumed him. His friends abandoned
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4and just leave it like that as he and Mom drive the riding mower clockwise in the backyard all - night - long, and if me or my date looked, they'd turn their heads away. She liked
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4some gaffer tape and film the underwater sex scene from below. He never wanted to see another naked body as long as he lived.
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3That stopped it cold. He lived with the memory until, like all of us, he eventually said, "I am so fucking sick of people and their fucking problems."
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2a tawdry, torrid affair, neither of us disrobing our mascot costumes, which muffled voices as well as hid faces. Lunch meat wouldn't be the same. I was full of bologna, literally.
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2Brian the Confused Mail Clerk had no idea why his boss chose to hang a calendar of streakers in the office. He opened up an envelope. Inside was a neatly folded blank paper.
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2then Pyrrh had nowhere to park his hemorrhoids. He needed Dadaism. The Art War would soon face the War on Art, and Pyrrh would get his god-damned father-fucking recliner back.
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1Monty had taken a feat in "Improvised Weapons - Liquor Bottles", but all he need do was to pour the wine into the automaton's head to gain entry to the dire restaurant. He took a
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1villainized them under Shari'a law. Brad took their ☕ cups and hid them in the ????️. Chad took their pet ???? off the leash and set it free under cover of darkness. A flaming ???? shot
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4se that babiy could tear through a fusilage with nothing but its teeth in three seconds flat. Germans, back me up on this here. Putt-Putt the Airplane sputtered. "Oh no," I told my
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0e cracked pavement outside and three feet behind us, into the bedlam of the non-rush-hour traffic jams in this stinkhole we call the city. Little Caesar dialed the Pope™ and said,