Finished Folds (61—80)
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4lowing out the theme tune to the Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers. Every verse, he'd pause and sing, "Didja crap yourself on stage, didja crap yourself on stage?" The violinist ran.
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1for the knuckle sandwich I loaned him at Christmas dinner, but I'd just had a heavy lunch which might repeat itself all over his beloved suit. His mother had died in that suit.
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4It's not been easy to find my breath, either. Sometimes my left arm feels a little fuzzy, and I get these sharp, shooting pains from my chest and up the left side of my neck. Billy
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2The Isle of Sodor had a trucking problem, hence all the trains, but Topham Hat was restless at night due to Thomas and Friends' unsavory Twitter remarks: "Trains rights now!"
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3Meets the Flintstones, the eponymous Capt. Bloodstain visits Wilma and Betty once a month, but in this very special episode, he pays his last ever visit to them both. Needless to
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5the rug in the den, then sat upon the lump with the same look of confusion as though he accidentally clicked a folding story without realizing it. Hastily, Kurt Russel lit up his
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4Bad Caverns with Cheddarjack Cheese to the historic Helter Skelter museum, SoCal pandered to the fondest dregs of society. Deja vu was a common malady the Selfie tribes spread
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6It all came down to endurance. Could you breed endurance? Is it possible for two of the best-trained people on Earth to conceive a child that could withstand a tornado? Let's test.
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4Birds could be heard playing on his tablet. No. Not this night. Not any more nights to come. Rudolph kicked the door open with a hoof and pumped the Nerf™ shotgun at Timmy's face.
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5site to a shitty little Gamestop. Ralph S. Mouse careened into the criminals' Waffle House on his bike, spraying bullets into the air. "Run for cover, mother-fuckers!" he yelled.
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1a button off of his pants, and Drago made spluttering sounds with his mouth before stomping off through Tazmily Hills after the sound of a motorbike. It wasn't really a motorbike.
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4street below a chocolate fondue. Wes was watering wisterias when we witnessed what was worming westwards while weighing one's whims. Naturally, we torched the high-rise. It was the
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2weren't allowed to show death in those days, what with the wars and such, so 4-F men would sneak onions past concessions to simulate crying at the suggestive parts. "This isn't an
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4Michaels "Pokemon" Sodomy was our new parish reverend who volunteered at the tennis court by picking up stray balls, so he invented summer vestments to beat the global warming heat
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3eventually lapsed into a deep depression over all the things they thought they wanted to do until one day you realize, "No, this is who I am, a lazy, self-hating monster," and then
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3can handle a cephalopod's obscure medicinal needs. Call this number, ask for Dr. Saul-Jesus, and tell him what you've been prescribed." Aquaman patted the criminal on the back and
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3So I applied it topically to the artist's face with a smash and fled that gallery, leaving behind my macaroni pasta rendering of "The Fallen Madonna with the Big Boobies"™ forever.
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5It was their child, the half-human, half-human hybrid, who grew up to be the one and only Rear Admiral Rectal-Scrape that won World War III for the Allied forces, thus ending the
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1guttural tic of his, even if it was inappropriate and uncalled for, or just had nothing to do with what Col. Rumcheeks' party had been conversing about (like YouTube suggestions).
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3urine in the compost first might be better, because the acidity isn't good for the plants you're growing, and your morning urine should have the most nutrients. You're in!