Finished Folds (61—80)
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1to say 'Fuck off.'" If it was good enough to say to Captain Picard, it was good enough for a sentient head of nudist lettuce. Out in the alley, a PCP fiend stabbed her a whole lot.
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2head of asparagus. "Tada!" yelled Dr. Evil Scientist Man. "Now, the asparagus stalks at midnight!" He cackled maniacally as his asparagus-headed fiend rose to life, groaning over
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0Yes, Gunjak the Sentient Spaghetti Noodle was still strapped to its holster. She thanked the sea creature and thought she really must travel by stomach more often in future. Up the
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3would be theirs with just three easy down payments of $500 per month and a po boy down at the Smoke'n'Bones BBQ over on Mandrill Ave. Dr. Kathy Pulaski sipped her chicken soup and
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3legroom, but very little headspace. At first she hoped she wouldn't be transferred to this prison, but the Egyptian guards had evidently gotten a new bus. Lunch was pyramid jello.
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3a cat beer because so few cats live to be 21. That didn't mean the cat couldn't learn, and the cat ended up ordering 200 gross of frozen lasagnas with my good, clean credit card.
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3the chemical concoction of the poison and the sulfurous expulsions still lingering in the causeway created an implosion which collapsed the radio station in on itself. All seemed
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4the concierge arrives to check our bags and ask us, "Have you ever been so based you were woke?" We had to alarm her that she had it the other way around, but we tipped anyhow.
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1on an Alsatian, which was required to join a Brazilian football (soccer) team. It was good enough for their president, so it was good enough for the common man. Miley did it for
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3anks of constant avocados. Queen Kong ascended the Chrysler building, snatched the Chrysler off the top, and hurled it clear across state lines, claiming victory and the title of
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1, something God realized too late when Noah rebutted, "You said bring me two of EVERY animal, not two of EACH animal." God decided to try making other planets. Monkeys sucked.
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2essence of the Promise Ring, the one ring that the One Ring™ couldn't control. They'd changed names to Becky and David, but the Promise Ring hid them from druglord Sauron best.
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0Yellowstone erupted, burying roughly three states under lava and ash, and darkening the skies over the entire continent with toxic volcanic ash. An ignoble end for Ryan, she
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4lowing out the theme tune to the Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers. Every verse, he'd pause and sing, "Didja crap yourself on stage, didja crap yourself on stage?" The violinist ran.
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1for the knuckle sandwich I loaned him at Christmas dinner, but I'd just had a heavy lunch which might repeat itself all over his beloved suit. His mother had died in that suit.
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1remnants of the Internet, fifty-trillion giga-quads of porn alone was archived in the cyborg mainframe. Humanity was gone, but their legacy had SOME merit...uh, right? ... Nah.
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4It's not been easy to find my breath, either. Sometimes my left arm feels a little fuzzy, and I get these sharp, shooting pains from my chest and up the left side of my neck. Billy
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2The Isle of Sodor had a trucking problem, hence all the trains, but Topham Hat was restless at night due to Thomas and Friends' unsavory Twitter remarks: "Trains rights now!"
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3Meets the Flintstones, the eponymous Capt. Bloodstain visits Wilma and Betty once a month, but in this very special episode, he pays his last ever visit to them both. Needless to
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5the rug in the den, then sat upon the lump with the same look of confusion as though he accidentally clicked a folding story without realizing it. Hastily, Kurt Russel lit up his