Finished Folds (101—120)
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1istukkah, Matt Groening will answer questions. "Why does Itchy hate Scratchy?" I asked. "Because," Matt said, "he's jealous of Scratchy's giant dick." He really hates his audience.
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1Lovegood one-woman show ended its sole run. Poxariffic was selling upwards of thirty germ-infused letters a day to random recipients around the globe. We were able to fund a brand
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4Instead we got a "wah wah" brass instrument--I don't remember the name. It doesn't sound exactly like a trumpet or tuba or saxomaphone, but I'm no music teacher. I don't even drink
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1fallen, and I dial Havelka-6174. Penguins arrive on SHEDULE (I'm Britifh), but the Golden Girls had set the casino on fire already! We were too late. "Quack," said Montgomery.
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3but opted instead for their recommended dinner: Dipping Triscuits into a jar of pizza sauce. "You won't know if it's good or terrible!" Time promised. "We'll see about that," said
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3turnstile to bellow up the stairs: "The beer cheese is in the medicine chest, Mother! The air conditioner is on the fritz!" Hoping no Germans heard me, I leapt through the window
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3knew they couldn't flee the country until his insurance paid out, and that meant not being tied with their patriarch's death. Mumbling in Mumbai, they disavowed Felipe's death had
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1as the bell thingy that makes it go "gong" when rung, but unlike elsewhere, they didn't tell her a degree made her "overqualified". Should she have their jobs then? she'd asked.
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2and a whole thing of bleu cheese dipping sauce to myself, and I was set. I could dip those bones in there and lick that cheese then ask for a refill. Buffalo Wild Wings kept 'em
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1ripped the outhouse off its feet, and the ferocious high-speed projectile Booboo spawned was enough to ignite the fuel to the speeding car, which resulted in another explosion. "Uh
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3from the Mariana Trench with a mozzarella tomato sandwich and a packet of prunes. Realizing his mistake too late, Bob's prunes instantly bloated. Bubbles forming a swear word rose
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3and the llama looked at me and something just happened. Sparks flew. Not romantic sparks. Maybe romantic in the adventurous sense of the word. I think I was a llamataur in a past
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4Show at the dog track. Speaking of leashes as someone who's watched his son run headlong off a cliff, those body harness leashes for children are NOT demeaning by any means.
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2descended into the jelly bean pit. The loser had to eat potato salad. Bobby kept thinking he'd like potato salad, but ended up feeding it all to Cthulhu. All potato salad.
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1um, what's the word? Extradited? Extravagant? Yeah, maybe. That balloon is extravagant, and for women only. Look, see? It reads: 'For her pleasure only.'" "I hate balloons," said
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1But this rematch was not to come. One of our rivals lost a foot to diabetes, and one of our dance team was in the army and needed his leg amputated. I never quite had the heart to
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3Lutho was more of a visual learner; words could only describe so much, and a demonstration provides some semblance of proof. Lucy however had the gift of gab and wouldn't shut up.
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1usive they would eat sushi off a horse's French military hat. Like Napoleon wore. You can find them in UFO catchers (claw machines) in Japan, among the COVID-19 plushies. They cost
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2dark blood, retching down under the Bag Head of Baghead's brown paper bag. It lunged at us, emaciated arms swinging, from the dark forest, uttering a guttural wildcat banshee howl.
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4thrust somewhere initially uncomfy, but you get used to it after a bit. "Wow!" he said in the VR. "The HD rumble really kicks it in high gear!" He tripped, but didn't stop falling.