Finished Folds (601—620)
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5to the picnic site where the alien lay paralyzed. "This potato salad was poisoned," Inspector Vermillingua deduced, causing the ants to panic. The alien's somniferous almond eyes
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0ahogarse en verbosidades floridas. Por suerte, el mar de las imágenes hace que el menú de fácil comprender. "¿Esto es un restaurante indio, sí?" Soy malo para los idiomas.
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5In actuality, they were outside the Staples Center begging for quotation marks. "I'd do anything, even for air quotes," said Mary. Her frollicky fantasies of park trysts with Bob
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4"Saving your arse," said Mary. "Now cut the niceties and get down." She unloaded a round on the vessel's bartender. He said, "Lead in me mimosa? Ye blackhearts best run along, or
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4, been tryin' to meet you. "Rrghr." Don't mind the gag or cuffs, all you need to do is listen. I penned this epic jam to express my love for you, stranger: "Ohh, I looked down your
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6Knickknack Paddywack's dog was still hankering for my bones. "Rats, if I wasn't an old man, I could stand up." The dog had no thumbs for me to pay knickknack on, so he tore into
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1Mostly because I had no idea who Azealia Banks was. Azealia was clearly peeved. "I'm a big time rapper, straight outta Harlem." I peeked into the unzipped head. Tupac was hiding
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1He thrust in a tong. "Hey doc, wrong hole. Peruse Gray's Anatomy before you have another go, eh?" "No way, ma'am. I have something called "can do" spirit." My baby was kicking
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5"This gemstone is cloudier than my illegitimate hippy son's room, but it will surely win her heart." I rushed back to the show, but my date was getting cozy in the green room with
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3Dave, their former friend and current acquaintance, was getting his mohawk died blue. "This cheese isn't helping us cope with his sudden lack of desirability," they said. Tacos
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7Assimilating the entire cult following of the Rickety Gemshorns to my ocarina was so worth it. Now, my entrancing harmonies make them party for hours (or wax my bus). Resistance
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7My soul bleedeth black when the ghosts ceaseth ranting..." "BOOOO!" "...*strikes an ominous chord* *adjusts black fishnets*...In chores there is pain. My parents are most lame.
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6tattoo artists tattooed a map of Italy onto his outer arch. "If you so much as devilishly think about removing it, we'll cleave your foot clean off." A graffiti artist tagged him
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3Like the plastic surgeries he performs on me when I'm asleep. He's probably just a rhinoplasty away from looking identical to me. Well, I hope he likes the taste of defeat. My nose
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7marriages are often caused by a lack of precaution. Still, a little spit and rosin on the hands should be adequate for scaling this here stone monolith. Why spend money on stuff
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5bran flakes. "Lemme grind your freaky man cakes," said Jaden. "Let's stick to the formal handshakes," I was persuadin'. "Plus I ain't a man. Hips don't lie, nor do I. I'm Anne."
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6myself to the contents of the guy's wallet. I loved being gainfully unemployed as much as I loved peace, man. My twin brother naturally hated my tactics. "Let the hate flow through
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3by spreading peanut butter somewhere else for a change. He captured a female wolf in a Skippy trap in hopes that robo-wolf would mate with her and make a robo-cub army. One setback
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6box repo man. He is so devoid of human emotion that he thinks the homeless boxdwellers need to be taken down a peg. His soul is medically dead. Trust me, I ran the tests myself in
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7"I'm an expert knife catcher. You there, butcher in the assassin's garb, I bet you have a knife. Throw it here, and I'll catch it. Just make sure it doesn't spin, that's too hard."