Finished Folds (101—120)
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4struck me, like an obelisk from on high. "Don't mind me, The Presence, I'm looking by the Yeshivat for loot," I said. The Presence increased Its brightness, helping me find a dime.
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6offered me hers. Knowing that Myrtle cared rejiggered my priorities; I let the guy off with a loogie to the shoe. "Remember the three-strike law," she joked when I bowled a turkey.
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3evil wrestler called The Law Firm. The boy dodged the onslaught of office chairs and balled-up grievances as he fled the club. The Law Firm tore off his 3 piece suit; a theme song
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350% of it after the divorce. Lao Tzu was big on embracing change." Drusilla wasn't addicted to marriage; she could quit anytime she wanted. Dominika asked, "Would Confucius's pearl
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2-rer of mouths. "But is it everlasting?" asked Wonka, who disappeared in a cloud of Pixy Stix powder. No, Wonka. My chewing gum combos are ephemeral, like dreams or a diet. Sugary
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3Earl was still a cologne model at heart. He threw his head back while maintaining a slow and sultry exhale. "I'm just bringing the cow some meds," I said. Earl loosened his grip on
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3and cookies. Once she restrained her grandchildren, she gave them a lecture on the Stoics. "They started with Zeno, who didn't fall asleep on grandma!" The kids awoke, morally and
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5coccyx, the dental-floss rope snapped and I fell to my peril. "Help, I'm drowning in quirksand!" I said with my Kellogg's vocoder. My friend threw me a snorkel... party. Ha!
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6"A megalodon isn't a massive Cenozoic shark so much as it is an idea - nay, a beacon of light, a beacon of light with 7-inch teeth." The museum guide was wearing on Kira. She snuck
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4nine months to Babytown, population: You, Me Jr., and my child support checks. I spend much of my time on bodybuilding forums, where I say "spread my seed" with impunity. My mood
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11I'm that guy, the one who talks at the movie theatre. Shushes sustain me. Bad dialogue gives me purpose. During "Spider-Man," I added a well-placed "yeah right" to the part when
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6intervene. "Mortal squirrel, you give your life to fashion, yet you wear a fedora," said Dennis the Ghost of Fashion Past. He showed her the 1910's, when fedoras were spittoons and
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4It was the kind of speech that awakens passion you didn't know you had, that makes you say, "The front lines? No biggie." I filled my quiver and charged, one klutzy archer against
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5Symbolism. The fellow from Ireland in the turkey costume just.. Hey! That has no merit at all! The Eurovision Song Contest blacked out for integrity's sake as organizers scrambled
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5to the dark side. Mom tried to reel me back in to morality with bribes for later bedtimes, but I thrashed about and made a mess of my room. Right, the snot bubble. It popped
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7Ushers removed the signaling devices from the spectators' mouths. Regis said, "The audience just buzzed in with d) A." Out of lifelines and stuck on the first question, I trusted
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3car keys - get in the trunk, you're a keeper 2) He lies under the monkey bars to peek up your skirt - aww 3) He does the kill signal at his hitman - your boyfriend better watch out
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7it was actually diet and exercise that did the trick, but that's splitting hairs. Mom bedazzled my jogging shorts as I slept, humming all the while. Humming, like it's okay to just
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4at the Trench to propel the sub upward. They reached the surface (with corpses to spare!), and the sub washed ashore on the Mariana Islands. They built a fire (with spare corpses!)
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3time travel blows lots of wind in your eyes if you crack open a DeLorean's window. He swapped stories and eye drops with Edwin's grandpa: "In the past, we had kings and presidents