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shovel" They took turns digging a 6' trench in the backyard, and she watched the kids finish the pizza as Omar went off to get the gasoline. "Come on kids, we're going to play." -
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She clambered off the roof of the car and quickly darted into the bushes just as the porchlight snapped on. The door opened. She could see her dad in his underwear fumbling with
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put the lime in the coconut and sake it all up? "Doctor!" I screamed into the void - but no reply came. This was more than a little disconcerting. Perhaps I should call a
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77 conjoined fighting fish, each a master in their own fish martial art, circled each other warily as the Colosseum slowly filled with water.
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leapt onto Eeyore. "Oh bother" moaned Eeyore and began to slowly plod forward. Tigger furiously tried to spur him on. "Whoo-hoo-hoo, giddeeup, we must rescue Ted from the clutches
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lässt mich einstürzende neubauten und sie an Kanarienvögel verfüttern." A Teutonic flood of syllables erupted from his mouth. His mother retorted "Dumkompf!" then left, disgusted.
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Wilfred Brimley scowled at the children at the table. "Eat your Goddam oatmeal!" he spat, spraying bits of Jimmie Dean sausage & scrambled egg across the table into their terrified
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"Was ist das?" he exclaimed as he shot punch out of his nose. I held my breath - had the backup poison taken effect? No - he'd just singed his mustache on the V2 birthday candles.
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Her cromulence was matched only by his fecklessness. His spats matched her duvet cover. The neighbors' vehement objection to their wedding marked the start of a series of
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to keep a tighter reign on his illicit import-export activities, and especially on El Chupabaca, Forde's right-hand man, whose private yacht, the Falcao Milenar, was notorious for
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Quetzalcoatl, Czernobog and a sentient hamster named Myrtle walked into a bar on Tenerife. Quetzalcoatl ordered a Sex on the Beach, Czernobog a Jack and Coke, and Myrtle
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and had the occasional wild urge to leap up a stream, but Dr. Goodfeel Drinkingstein said that would pass once out of Alaska. "But, Doctor -doctor! Can't you see I'm burning - burn
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raptors that patrolled the halls of Thomas Jefferson Junior High and Culinary academy. His plan was fool-proof - at last he would possess the Golden Turducken. His hall pass sud
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Suddenly I felt like I was in a movie, one that I'd seen before. Was it that incredibly awful one of M. Night Shamilyan with the killer plants, or the Hitchcock one, with what's
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It started in a small town in Wisconsin- the dread Samsa virus, named after patient zero, a dairy farmer who woke one morning to find he was a
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When life hands you lemons, you make lemonade, no question. When your time-traveling twin hands you an avocado, you make guac, a guac to end all guacs, a guac that could save the
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toothless rodent the locals called Gumzilla that was rumored to haunt the plains of Wyoming. The drunken cowboy spent many a night listening for its plaintive call, but only suc
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We stepped warily into the first room of the dungeon, weapons and eyes gleaming in the sputtering torchlight, following the marching order we had planned on: in front, the fighter,
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in a futile attempt at trickle-down economics. urely if squirrels and bears spent some of these coins, the resultant tax revenue would revitalize the forest economy- but Polly was
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"She made me want to be a better person. I made her want to smear herself with guacamole. It was pretty hard to reconcile our respective feelings for one another, which is why we