Finished Folds (581—600)
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3Ariel flopped about, while Morpheus sat in a chair, coolly watching the chaos unfold around him. Meanwhile, on the Enterprise, the Legions of Pixar had succeeded in taking over C
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3the emergency flares contained within, hoping the rescue planes would see them and deliver them from Brokeback Holler. Dueling banjoes and pig-squealing contests were fun only so
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0off and pasted it on the backside of Oirt, Troi's evil counterpart, who was most definitely NOT wearing a pantsuit and most certainly WAS streaking about the bridge, trying to
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4begin to feast on one of the less-fortunate passengers who had washed up without the benefit of Joanne's eternal optimism and deep and abiding fondness for big-box stores. Jimmy
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2was not on the menu, but I ordered it anyway. The waiter left in a huff and began to shout incoherently at the cook. Looking out the window, I noticed a woman with a Min-Pin and
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1tuna fish sandwich, he realized that, in his haste to go out the door, he had micturated onto his quotidian comestibles again. The Maker Above only knew what he had done to the
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3We will quash ALL dreams, freeing humanity from the tyranny of
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0a full-bodied, hop-infused
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3Or I'll tell mommy!" yelled the little girl in pigtails from atop an adjacent building. I hadn't seen her at all - she must have been watching the entire time. With a sigh I began
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2not mind his predilection for the liver - he always had to be different, and, really, moaning "Braaaaiiinnnss" incessantly was so passe. Besides, undead Buddhists could not play
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2It was a nice plank, actually, teak I think, lovingly polished and oiled with fresh-squeezed rhinoceros. I coveted it - when no one was looking, I secretly stroked its satin
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5- the ability to coat anything with Shake 'n Bake, for example, at will, with nary a flick of the wrist. To do so though required an enormous expenditure of energy - 1.21 gigawatt
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4a nun?" Reverend Mother Bellatrix glared at him from her one good eye as she stashed the stolen Wii in his locker. "Tell anyone, and they'll be pulling rosary beads from
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1feet of gummy worms growing from his forehead - why they grew, no one new, but they sprouted something fierce every day, and had to be hacked off with a magical ginsu knife every
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7Lovingly kissing her chelicerae, I looked deep into her compound eyes and began to stroke her opisthosoma, her book gills all aflutter, her tail spine quivering in the night air.
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5I'll never forget the day my goatee came to life. You see, I'd found this top hot in a thrift store, and, on a whim, I'd stuck my goat in it and mumbled a quick prayer to Satan.
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3meeting room, filed his last TPS report, and waited for the screaming to begin. Some days, it was good to be a gangsta.
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6The Syder's of Hanover Cheddar Cheese Pretzel Sandwiches were all gone. Oglaf.com would not load for some mysterious reason. Worst of all, his desire to finally lay to rest his
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4in a small but powerful explosion, each vaporized the other, leaving their hosts to wonder what they were doing in the middle of
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2ordian sticking out of my boyfriend's throat. "When did that happen?" I thought, only then noticing that the arcade was strewn with the bodies of those who had been slain by music