Finished Folds (601—620)

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  Glenn Beck and a rabble of Tea Partiers dancing gleefully in the corner?"

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  it be the actinides I laced it with, or the soft glow from the bioluminescent and highly venomous jellyfish I let loose in it? Most likely I'll never know for sure." Oh, there's

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  2012-09-21 18:19:31

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  Prince's decree, however, was purple and gold and shaped vaguely like a phallus.

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  2012-09-21 18:17:07

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  r fiercely on her elbow as he always had before, then let her drop, her head making an audible "thud" on the pavement. "I would've went with 'Dido's Lament'" he thought, then

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  2012-09-21 18:15:14

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  It was rumored she had a vagina, at least - for all he knew, she could be lying. This got him thinking - "how do I know women are really women? what proof do I have?" Suddenly

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  2012-09-21 18:13:17

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  the fact that she had used the word "turgid" in a sentence. "Turgid" had been her pet-name for her pet stoat, whose real name was

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  2012-09-21 18:11:21

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  "Qu'est-ce que c'est?" he said into the microphone at the drive-thru. With a perfect Parisian accent, one of the requirements for the job. The box squawked in response

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  2012-09-21 18:06:58

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  It all unfolded in slomo.

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  2012-09-21 18:02:15

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  tendency to hang out in the seedier bars in town, hitting on the beers and trying to drink the waitresses. That, and the fact that they were giant, fur-covered mammals, not rocks.

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  2012-09-21 18:00:16

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  however, nose deep in PADDS and engrossed with feeding his fish, had barely noticed, With a snort of disgust, Troi said nevermind and, leaving the Ready Room, directed her sultry

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  2012-09-21 17:54:44

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  -"Wait, wait, wait. Did you just say "grabbed his lance"? I thought I said nothing Freudian - no trains entering tunnels, no cigars, and for God's sake, no lances being grabbed

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  2012-09-21 17:52:48

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  (well, what was left of "I" since, with no brains, technically "I" existed no longer - but I digress) - I and my special lady locked lips there in the middle of

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  2012-09-21 17:50:23

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  "The preferred nomenclature, said Walter, annoyingly interjecting as he often did, "is aqueous spheres, dude."

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  2012-09-21 17:47:43

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  and was sure that Wanda Sykes would be the perfect celebrity to hawk it. It was a sure thing - that is, until

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  2012-09-21 17:45:52

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  From the sound of the ruckus outside of his "Ready Room", it sounded as if Worf had finally had enough of Wesley's sniveling and was using Counselor Troy as a makeshift

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  2012-09-21 17:44:02

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  Red spiders were drifting down upon the park, dangling from little silken balloons. Children played, unaware of the arachnid invasion from the sky. From my vantage point on

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  2012-09-21 17:41:04

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  Suzy stood up in front of the whole class, adjusted her skirt slightly, and began. "cacandi - the genitive of the gerund of the verb caco, cacare, cacavi, cacatus, meaning "to take

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  2012-09-21 17:39:12

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  My mother makes the best gravel.

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  2012-09-21 17:37:28

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  It turns out there really is a Blaine, Missouri, and its not the place "Waiting for Guffman" portrayed it to be. I went there one summer on a pilgrimage, hoping to find some small

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  2012-09-21 17:36:24

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  bubble tape and slaked their thirsts at sparkling ponds of Fanta and streams of Yoo-hoo, and in turn were preyed upon by the ravenous apex predator, the mighty

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  2012-09-21 17:32:33