Finished Folds (401—420)
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4So I teased my platinum blonde hair up, painted my lips red & put on my white halter-style dress. Then I stood right over the grate of the sidewalk & pretended to be surprised when
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6it with ease. Grandpa & I sighed in relief. Finally it was all over. "What a woman I have!" Gramps hollered as he swept Grandma into his arms & kissed her passionately. The End.
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4The door slammed & I jumped, quickly minimizing the website I was so eagerly examining. I returned to FoldingStory & began typing. I felt my wife's arms come around me. Her perfume
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6what my dear loving wife didn't know is that I imbedded a tracking device into her neck too. Last night, while she was asleep. I smiled innocently & poured her a glass of merlot.
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3over to Grinch's Garage for emergency repairs. "And tell him to make it snappy!" cried Santa as he was wheeled into the North Pole Hospital."Mrs. Claus will have to take my place!"
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6closed my eyes because I couldn't face the possibility that I'd failed to save the cat. I was the worst Pet-Op Firefighter ever. But who was holding my hand? I opened my eyes & saw
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7The presence was sexless, but had kind glowing eyes which made me feel better about lying here on this gurney. The presence pointed at me & then at itself & then upward. I suddenly
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5danger or road construction, i) winning the slots in Vegas, or j) that time I drank too much & ran into the middle of Times Square, spinning round & round. My headlights also k)
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3I begged Albert Einstein when I saw him at happy hour later that afternoon. Being Steady State was so mundane. I wasn't really all that steady. I was, in fact, gravitating towards
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3wrote, although he liked stacked ham sandwiches very much. Harry suspected that Hamstak was some kind of spy, sent to test lucielucie's ability to decipher cleverly encrypted messa
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5you doing here? We voted you Most Likely To Succeed & now you're HERE?" I looked closely at the talking trees. They were my 3 best friends from high school. I rubbed my eyes
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6lifting their legs against the flashing fire hydrants positioned in the middle of the stage. The Canine Sisters? Pfah! I needed better talent than this for my next Vegas production
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4& I found myself facing the Pepperidge Farm brigade. They'd kidnapped me from the treehouse, demanding the Keebler secrets. I would never tell. Never! Our crackers were baked with
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6I usually refused nothing since my new job as a royal "taste trender" got underway last year. It was up to me to discover new exotic foods for King Friday. Last week while visiting
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4come to art class topless. But I was one of those women who couldn't stand it if any other female in the room got more attention than me. I jutted my breasts out further & arched
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4my ruby red lips."Via con Dios, my darling" I whispered as fled from his grasp and into the dark Spanish night.
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5in & swirled 'em round & round. My eyes rolled back in ecstasy. It suddenly struck me so funny that my mom had to force me to eat my vegetables when I was little. Vegetable Girl
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5nicely by saying "Sorry. It's just that a black widow was crawling on your lap & I didn't want it to kill you." My father-in-law was so grateful, he gave me his sandwich. I took
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3n empty recital hall. There was no audience. There never would be an audience, he realized, & crumpled up inside himself. The janitor in his head swept the stage in silence.
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1been my experience with every single woman I've ever dated. One day she's hot & wants to have sex twice a day. Then I blink & she's fat, bossy & ugly. This phenomenon is known as