Finished Folds (441—460)
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3"Who sent you?" the helium-voiced Mossad interrogator asked menacingly, pointing a dagger at the prisoner's convulsing throat. The prisoner giggled. "I...mmph...your voice...it's
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6Santa hung his head. "If you think this job is so easy, why don't you ride along with me & see for yourself?" Mrs. Claus jumped in the sleigh. "Let's go, Chubby. I'll show you how
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4that Marie, unbeknownst to her Victorian parents, had been sleeping with the Rat King until she met the Nutcracker. That's what the battle in Act I was really about. Marie was a
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3in coitus.They looked like the symbol for infinity. "Bob," I said, "You'll have to explain this to me. What does this have to do with anything?" Bob's smile grew larger. His gums
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4I had my hopes up, even though I was sick, bald, and impotent. But then the worst possible thing happened. My wife fell in love with my oncologist. Then it occured to me that maybe
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2with trivial questions!Just sit down, shut up & do your job!" Big Betty waltzed out, her chiffon skirts billowing behind her. Tomas poked a fork at the pickled fish &sniffed. Lulu
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4shoved her away roughly and shouted, "No! No! Not my ear, dammit! Oh my gawd! You know not what you've done!" Holding his ear, he ran into the bathroom & slammed the door. She was
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2. But he'd forgotten all about Cheryl's watch dog. No sooner had he kicked down her door to retrieve his precious books, when her giant Mastiff chomped into his buttocks with glee.
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8lawn & spelled out a message with the heavy tires of her wheelchair. "F*CK EVERYONE!" it said in big letters. Mabel wheeled around & bumping over Willy,she escaped down the street.
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6could happen at any second. Einstein grabbed Marilyn's hand before she could embarrass him. "You must learn to be more discrete," he growled. "See here? You've given me a Planck!"
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5" Sting's eyes were dilated. "He saw little black spots on the sun today," continued the doctor. "It was the same old thing as yesterday." Sting's eyes fluttered open & brightened.
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7have caught this nasty fold too! ACHHOOOO! Viral droplets spattered across the internet & up into my hairy nostrils before I could turn my computer off. Gee, thanks a lot, Captain!
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8"You've got quite a rye sense of humor!" chortled Judge Pumpernickel."But no matter how you slice it, I knead you to tell me where you were at 10 pm on the night of Sept. 23, 1974.
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6wailed the sad chubby fairies. They had reason to cry, you see, because there truly is no purpose for fat fairies. Their tiny luminescent wings could not lift them from the ground.
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8inhale it! Duh-oh. Da chocolate bar is s-tuck in my nose.Somebuddy hep me?? Somebuddy? Anybuddy?
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9three Doritos. 22 chews per Dorito. Dab mouth again.Unfold napkin & burp into it softly. Sip 2 more ounces of water. Place remaining sandwich at 45 degree angle on plate. Nibble
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3Har-HAR! And then when I announced in front of EVERYONE that, in fact, you "murdered" me for my life insurance! Boy, was your face red! I was on to you the whole time, you know.
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5later, the po-po showed up to question her.But not before they sat down for some coffee & waffles themselves,of course. She slipped out the restroom window & escaped to Montana.
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4a Frank Lloyd Wright design, set high in the treetops overlooking Manhattan. Sure I was on welfare, but I had the best parties with the best people at the best address. One night,
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5uncontrollably as she reached up, up for the forbidden fruit of her lusty lips. She shook so hard she dropped the bottle, saving herself from the wrath of her AA sponsor. Sighhhhh.