Finished Folds (461—480)
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7. Who are you & what are you doing here?" We were in awe of Joan of Arc's masculine femininity & her grape peeling skills. Thinking quickly, I spoke up. "My name's Darryl & this is
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4was waiting for her in the narthex. She had to remind herself that she, the flowergirl, was only 6 & the ringbearer was barely 5. They held hands & walked down the aisle, thinking
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5, but I'll give you a bit of free advice: Stay out of the teacher's lounge. Things 'happen' in there that no one should ever discover." The shrink's patient whimpered & nodded. "I
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6then lunged on him, unable to help herself. "Talk algae to me!" she whispered, then stuck her tongue in his swampy ear. It tasted like tadpoles. He ran his slimy hands along her
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3going on! I walked in to Wong's Condom Emporium finding myself overwhelmed with all the varieties, shapes, & sizes. Noticing my apparent confusion, Madam Wong approached me & asked
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4I went along with his plans, regardless of my misgivings. After all, he had a flashy car & lots of money...money he might spend on me if I played my cards right. I cuddled
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6losing your mind, my friend. You just don't realize it." I blinked & the amber-eyed hare was gone. I was now standing under the shadow of the purple cross. In the distance I heard
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2gger pushed then both out of the way. "Where's my line?" he asked desperately. He needed his drug and he needed it now. Eric Clapton's hand shot out of the dark & pointed towards
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5fish sauce started stinkin' up the joint. "I relished my time with you," she said, shaking her piccalillis in my face. I could not resist her charms. Twas quite a saucy evening.
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3"Extra Large," I replied, leaning forward so she could scoop the brain into my empty skull. "Last one I got," she yelled. I became the 1st zombie to win the Nobel Peace Prize.
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4lus clapped his demon hands in glee & hit the streets. Operation Itch began. First thing Hitragzulus did was make himself invisible & went around yanking everyone's underwear up
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9Their music was eclectic. "Explosive with a gassy new-age social awareness" stated the Rolling Stone review. Not to be outdone, Enya traveled to the Himalayas for inspiration.
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5coax the secret to time travel out of his ittybitty milky mouth. "Kootchie-Koo!" I tickled the reincarnation of Albert Einstein under his fat baby chin. Baby Einstein flung a glob
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4The locket. It contained the secret recipe to Grandma Bagg's corn pudding. In the spirit of the holiday, I foolishly showed Cassandra the necklace, thinking she would just copy
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5pants!" Dr. Mertz looked down at his stained, but ordinary khakis. But my slowly spiraling eyes had already hypnotised him. I pressed a button & opened the secret passageway.
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8Being rather reticent, Jane found passive aggressive ways to express her anger at Jenna. She hid Jenna's purse. She hung the toilet paper the opposite way. She drank from Jenna's
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7titude of peace in the universe & still, she waited. She shook with impatience. Then a pair of unknown arms slipped around her from behind, enveloping, accepting all that she was.
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3"Look, I don't give a flyin' flip whose hot pocket it was," I lisped, blood dribbling down my face. "Look what you done, man! I'm suing!" But Snoop Dogg wasn't going to take it. He
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6les and right into the Hawaiian sunset, jitterbugging until dawn. Then the dong gonged. Dang! The Dung Ho down was done.
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4entire story to come to a screeching halt. Hammer time!