Finished Folds (481—500)
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4Well, we couldn't have that. It was not yet time for the end of the universe, so my sister & I rushed outside to cover up our pet sandworm before our mother's bridge club ladies
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6bone poked her in a strategic location & she stopped giggling. Taking advantage of the moment, I slid down the marimba at just the right time.By now, the audience was enthralled by
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3I stood outside, feeling conspicuous in my orange jumpsuit. I wished Manny would hurry it up in there. While I was waiting, I noticed a little old lady staring at me. "Aren't you
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5She'd heard rumors of the Killer Pancakes.Tonight when she took out the trash, she thought she spotted something darting behind her bush & smelt warm syrup in the air. A soft thud
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2, led by skinned Aryan potatoes, was unstoppable. They hacked away at the non-Brassica vegetables while Hitler's girlfriend, Eva Broccoli, chopped them all up for a horrible salad.
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6..featuring exotic Canadian whores.They wore red flannel lingerie & called their clients Paul Bunyon, "axing" for woodys.The Tijuana economy boomed & soon there were branch locatio
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9"Oh, wise guy, eh?" he barked.I fake-punched him in the stomach. He pulled back, clenched & farted. My eyes watered from the stench. He flung himself at me just as I stuck my thumb
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5Oh sh*t. Must be the other wire...but it's Miller Time & I'm thirsty...32...31...30...Could I drink it down quickly?...29...I drank a six pack in...28...27...two seconds. I yanked
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2. The dog spit out the list in Jim Bob's hand & looked up expectantly. Jim Bob couldn't believe his eyes! The list! After all these years! He sat down on the curb & wept bitterly.
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3skimpily clad with droll looks on their faces. They arranged themselves among the psoriasis flakes. "OK, let's go!" she said as the cameras began whirring. "Work it, girls! Show me
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8eat." Frog & Toad sat there silently together on a lilypad for a while. "You know there is an easier way,"Toad said. "You can order flies online. No need to murder anyone again."
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6inside at his desk. He thought if he sat out in the snow long enough, SantaMonkey would see him & whisk him off to the North Pole. THEN his classmates would know the truth! One day
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4at Ms. Sneedly with empty eyes. "My granny," he said flatly. Ms. Sneedly cleared her throat & made a mental note to call Tommy's parents in for a conference. Tommy's artwork was
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3fireplace, where it burst into sudden flame. Inside the flame she saw her destiny. It was bright white, beckoning, drawing her into the embers of the future. She followed. The next
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4therapy. You can make an appointment with her down at the pub. It's pretty convenient, actually. Cheers!
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6like going home. He was sorry he'd smoked all that opium. He wanted to go back to the farm in Kansas & raise pigs. "Auntie Em, Auntie Em!" he cried. He woke up in Boston, a lawyer.
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8eally flexible, so that when I waved at my friends, they sort of flapped. "Hello!" (flapflapflapflapflapflapppp) It was embarrassing really. I had no choice. I opened a bakery.
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6were weapons I could not control. Everything I touched, I killed. I must find the witch and apologize so that she will reverse the spell! I ran crying through the forest, shouting
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5this! And here's a coupon you can use!" One crotchety old lady shouted, "Don't smell too good! Smells like my husband's trousers!" The Ecobot presenter was indignant. "Our pee soup
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4she tried to talk. Her tongue was furry too. To put it nicely, she was about the ugliest woman the anyone in the world had ever seen. One look at her face & people would fall over