Finished Folds (501—520)
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3the appliance apocalypse. Today the ancient prophecy would be fulfilled as hundreds of thousands of Frigidaires, Kenmores, GEs & Whirlpools took to the streets, rising up to claim
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9Truthmaster slammed his mottled hand down hard on the desk. "NO double standards! Or is it that you can't handle the truth?" He was right. My son's imaginary friend was so real
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5thermodynamic body! She trudged toward him with a wretched smile, arms outstretched, seeking equilibrium. He melted into a heap of enzymes, finally whispering the secret formula.
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3comparison to her memory of her grandfather. He was the real superhero! Lois walked out without a moment's hesitation, realizing for the first time what a big mistake she'd made.
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7noticed that Cook had sliced his thumb off & somehow it got mixed in with the tomato slices. The captain took a giant bite, tasting the flavors, trying to chew the rubbery "tomato"
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3This of course is the only possible correlation between the increase of floods, hurricanes & tsunamis with the "Name the Flavor" Doritos contest.So when Cheesy Licorice Bacon chips
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3she was trying to be mature about it, when in truth she was pissed off beyond reason. So even though she kept a smile pasted on her 14-year-old face, she wanted her EX best friend
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4screamed, pleaded, wept tears of blood, attempted bribery, kissed my feet, and finally just collapsed. "Ummmm...OK." I agreed. And then he hit me over the head with a kielbasa.
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2I sat down on the shore & waited. I had no one else, didn't care about anything else. 6 months later, my bottle returned with Ishmael's message: "Need rescue. Use SAROPS. Luv u."
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3were already out there.Totally boner style, which was to be expected. I paddled out with my coffin board. The waves were hyper fierce gnar gnar! No fear for the undead. I caught a
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2, determined to show Mother Nature just who was in charge. From the front porch, Stanley shouted, "Stellllllaaaaaa!!" Stella paused before turning the power washer on Stanley.
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12ography, who declared, "With all those mewling mammelings, by government order I must monitor your mammaries." I lifed my shirt as the Minister of Mammography counted my nipples.
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4her invitation as they (being louts) were not often invited by anyone for tea. Lulled by the comfort of the tea & polite conversation,the day ended with peace & delicious crumpets.
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5wayward son home. Lay your weary head to rest. Don't you cry no more. 20. I lifted my arms and flew far, far away, a golden star, to beyond the heavens. 20. Home.
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5was discovered dead the next morning hanging upside down, bound in Houdini's straightjacket. Houdini covered his smile with his cuff as he feigned shock at Bouzini's demise.
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4their hands together and said "Oh MY!" in unison as they watched the little brats file out to juvie preschool. Miss M and Bond were just shocked, SHOCKED at their unruly behavior!
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4Her warm tongue licked my ears & she nuzzled my neck. She whimpered. "Ah, what's wrong, girl? Are you hungry?" Her chocolate brown eyes stared into mine & she drooled. I rubbed her
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9. Maybe he could escape Beatrice forever. Maybe all he had to do was jump inside the waste basket. Maybe he could push Beatrice into the black hole. Beatrice's shrill voice interru
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7Lost in Space. Dr. Zachary Smith rubbed his palms together in glee. "So you remember now, do you, Will Robinson?" I turned back to her with questioning eyes."DANGER WILL ROBINSON!"
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4Sighs. Resorts to typing lyrics from random song from Ipod. Sighs.Deletes.Goes to window.Looks out. Folder # 4 enters.Slaps Folder # 3 over the head with wet noodle. Folder 3 dies.