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ymous, hopefully decent writers? When this is all done, I can only dream of unfolding a complete, wonderful story, with twists and turns, something that otherwise never would have -
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knew it for what it really was - the next generation of sanitation, and tried to nurse it back to sanity by cooing softly at it whenever it went bonkers. The broom despised this
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deaths were not searched for, since the cops had all long since died of smallpox. With no government, the people sat down and resorted to hunting-and-gathering, having decided that
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decided to host a potluck and invite the whole neighborhood over. And this time, there was NO arsenic allowed. They were going to play nice this year or
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amount could save his life - even if he stacked the bills ten feet thick! Confident that the insurance company was out to get him, he ran away and became
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lashed out with its telekenetic abilities; the alien and the bug proceeded to have a mind-fight, while the two humans they were controlling were vastly confused, until finally
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Meggui's Save the Whales Presentation turned my life around. Some may call it brainwashing, but I call it a lifestyle change; I sold my motorcycle and used the money to
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with her thermometer so that was pretty much out the window. She decided enough was enough; she was going to call MIB to get this alien intruder out of her house and
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and was swallowed by the waves. Thankfully, he'd gotten his message through; a man dressed like the Pope could be seen for miles around, blessing the ocean because
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I could see tears welling up. "But if I don't cut off your foot and bring it to my Almighty Overlord," she begged me, "he said he'd feed me to the
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The Siamese cat hissed at the Manx - what the tailless cat didn't know was that it was his turn for the knife tomorrow. At least he had the decency to
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And there he was - BeaverSquatch himself, the bane of Yukon Jack. He hefted his mighty spear, ready to let it loose, when he felt a hand around his ankle. He hadn't left the burial
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, but sadly that had gotten destroyed during the high, oversized Caterpie's rampage. "Why can't you just talk straight to me?" Ash exclaimed, fingering the lace edge of his apron
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on the tailpipe, imbibing and divulging in the fumes of life; meanwhile, the driver of the next car over looked on him aghast. He couldn't care less; his secret was out, but
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shots, acting like he was the boss, even though that job clearly belonged to the... the... uh... he couldn't remember who was in charge of the Tank Engine. This wasn't a good sign;
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he'd force her to sleep in the small bedroom while he took the master suite, and he'd have second helpings of everything and dessert before dinner and she wouldn't be able to
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offered me a bite. It was probably the weirdest thing I've ever eaten, but I ate it because the highschool lunch lady wasn't the first person I'd mess with. If I messed with her,
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With Ole Clear Eyes at our side, we were the night terror of Peace Palms Retirement. White-haired men and ladies alike 'donated' jell-o to our group in exchange for
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My resume looked a little dry and somewhat matched my personal ad. I decided to tack on the talent "eat grapes" before submitting it to a short man with a moustache, who
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to weigh in on her plot. I left the humorfilled teenagers and struck a bargain with her; if I hid my best friend and she handled the negotiations, we could split the ransom. She