Finished Folds (2781—2800)
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4Vladivostok in a jangling sleigh with the well endowed Russian monk. "O Rasputin, I feel revolution in the air," she exclaimed, "Lenin's on the train, it's the tractor factory for
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5'It's crying in my heart like it's raining on the town'
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3the usual Mykonos crowd. His frozen fruit on a stick stand expanded to frozen apples, grapefruit and water melon on a big stick. Franchises of the stand spread through the Cyclades
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4his models were only regular sized, so I beat him. We fell in love and Bruce, the plus-sized model moved in with me. We were so happy, but I started to have my suspicions when she
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3These gutters contained air-breathing oysters containing lustrous purple pearls. I'd hide the pearls in my improbably large cleavage. I'd exchange the pearls for lapis lazuli tusks
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6ore I completely lose interest!" I took a couple of handfuls of green arsenic and gobbled then down Mme Bovary-style. Hmmmm, "It's surprisingly ineffective," I said before clutchin
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6I'll have to at attach electrodes and fry your brain." "Couldn't I have a couple of paracetamol instead," whimpered Brenda, "it's just a bit of a headache." The psychiatrist threw
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6a hairy baboon. I would show my blue behind to everyone who tried to boss me around. If I was particularly annoyed, I'd shriek at a high pitch, bursting the eardrums of petty burea
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6My origami project was ON. I shipped the paper express to be toasted in the Tuscan sun by lithe Italian racing drivers. Worth created an exclusive perfume 'eau de creau' to spray
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1Everyone stared at the huge tat. It started below his waistband, then flowed over his torso and down his arms. A Donald Duck in mid-quack. "CONCENTRATE," yelled Harvey,"the teacup
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2go for a walk in the forest. Birds tweeted, an enraged marsupial shrieked occasionally. "Er..Ms White," said Prof. Plum,"why have you got a spanner in your handbag?" She blanched
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2told Pinkerton to f-off -hooray- and ran off with Kate and the baby to live in Nagasaki happily ever after (until the bomb dropped, that is).
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5he was HOT. The receptionist's voice was unhuman. "You will dress and go to the back of the hotel to be shot. This is the revolution and you are the first against the wall." The 3
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3We all just a stared at each other. Wow, where did that ending come from. All dead? I'd just got the popcorn, the m&ms, the fizzy drinks, the hotdogs, been to the loo, settled down
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2My full heart bids me boldly sing the horses of the ravisher from Dis and the stars darkened by the shadow of his infernal chariot and the gloomy chambers of the queen of Hell.
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3ripped up the honey do list (whatever that is) and threw the pieces through the car window. Yeah, he'd contact Wilford Brimley, he'd contact him with his fist. Hagar put his foot
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10wrinkly. Steve ran his fingers through Sharon's fu and gripped tight. His fu was revolving. Then... clattering. A door - SLAM. Their manchus had run away TOGETHER TO NEPAL
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8Penises throughout the nation looked forward to Penis Hour. They'd detach themselves from their owners' bodies and meet in bars and pubs to catch up, have a laugh, bond if you will
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3to dance! I flapped my arms. My fingers went tweet. I writhed my hips and clapped my hands to the intoxicating rhythm of The Birdy Song. The nations watching me in awestruck
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4was thinking: chips or potato wedges? Even though the menu said 'fries', he was multi-lingual in fried food and knew these were chips by some sort of magic. His seeing-will dog