Finished Folds (461—480)
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6this small but lovingly prepared meal would sway the cabbages to accept him as one of their own.He understood their gravitas&sought to bring kindness to their miserable cruciferous
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4actually are legit writers. E.g. "Slim Whitman": Mark Twain, reincarnated. "MoralEnd": Lawyer? My ass. He's Dave Eggers. "Chaz" is really Wes Anderson. Buddyboy can't hide the fac
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4ary position five year plan. When Sajack arrived the next day, he saw the fabulous motor home was missing and S_ _ Y_ _ L_T_R S_ _ K _ R S on the game board. He _ _ P_.
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6the ground in hot pursuit, pressed the homemade tinfoil button on my JC Penney sweater vest and shouted "Go Go Gadget!" Tin Ninja fighting stars materialized in my vest pocket
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10Though he was an atheist, Heaven wasn't so bad. Things were so shiny and the wireless was stellar, so he wrote "3 out of 10" in his iPad journal. That is, until he saw Andy Warhol
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4rod on his computer & the folded story morphed into an exquisite corpse.Angry the 49er's game wasn't on,the folded monster roared 6606 epithets until Dr. Foldenstein taped its mout
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5flatulated and quickly sat down hoping her tweed skirt would cover the smell. The Queen sniffed disdainfully, glaring at Charles. "Mum...uh..." he said, and pointed at Prince Harry
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5could be Michelle. Then she slit up my sandals and she throwed them away. I spat into the cuspidor but missed and hit Andre who said, "Well Scum, you know I tried to warn ya
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5MoralEnd said he'd only pick up the tab of the Foldernaut who wrote down the best idea how to solve the most pressing national crisis on a cocktail napkin.
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2around with his conscience. Noel was a Trashcanarian before he was a zombie and felt guilty eating anything he didn't find in a dumpster. He tried to rationalize eating the UPS man
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2being the altruistic man he was, he gave the naked man his lucky green socks. The naked man strategically placed one sock on his man parts, stretched the other over his bald head
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2She needed a change. Inspired by her idol Mike Tyson, she decided to become The Fist of Happiness, spreading cheer to everyone she saw, if they liked it or not. Her 1st opportunity
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3but I knew it was as I looked sheepishly at the proof right in front of me. Looking inward, I confessed I was an idiot, and as I looked skyward for insight, my nystagmus
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9the defrosting Otter Pops Buddyboy had thrown in the cart. Chaz had a paralyzing panic attack. He now had no grocery list! He'd never shopped without one!! He collapsed on Aisle 3
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3He looked confused and asked, "Why would you want to put an expensive painting in your toilet?Sure, it's small enough so you could put the seat down and *maybe* close the lid, but
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4FoldingMontastory™ School promises your youngster will be exposed to words, subjects and people your family's never encountered. With our method, in just one month, your youngster
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3I clicked on the WindowsLand icon. Nothing. Then horrible metallic screech started inside my computer, smoke began pouring from the USB ports and the blue screen of death
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5getting really sick and tired of subbing in when noone could think of a clever next fold. "What am I, chopped liver?" Det. Manatee asked Jherek Manatee, Michael Scarn, Chillbot
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2Canada was mad because it wanted to call the new currency the Mexcanuckamer, but was too polite to confront Mexico and the US. Instead, it passive-aggressively thwarted the union
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2as the color bled from Yamazuki's cheap cotton unitard. Det. Abalone flipped over & pointed the sword at Ed Kowalczyk, Jr. "You alopeciac <censored>! Because of you I lost the only