Finished Folds (721—740)
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4said, " We'll help them find jobs." "But they're Zombies!" I retorted, "repulsive, soulless, heartless, gutless creatures that eat people alive." "Exactly" he said."They'd be great
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5Temporarily. I was no narcissist, as evidenced by lice in my hair and cockroaches in my apartment, but I needed to get my Ratgod mojo back. Jack, my NOTimaginary friend
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3in a month. DTs made it hard to type the Craigslist url. While trying to find the perfect child to adopt, he got distracted by ads like: 1500 ladybugs accidentally bought while dru
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3and “fell out of her shirt,” if you know what I mean.Stavros stared.Mary-Kate said something about a skank. Snookie readjusted, then grabbed M-K's hair, punching her repeatedly as
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5Diamond had been America's match company since 1881. He knew because he saw the logo each time he lit something on fire. He preferred stick matches because they were more organic.
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2Dirk was the latest Apple project in collaboration with Labs R Us. Using an experimental recombinant DNA process, they engineered out DNA with each splice until he had none, becaus
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4The press called it the Fairy Tale Murder. “The Turnip” had similarities to the death of a root vegetable farmer found in a bag in a tree with an Encyclopedia page in his mouth.
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4R2D2 said something to C3PO. "Oh. I beg your pardon," said C3PO. "My translation is incorrect. He does not have a thermal detonator, he has a plan for world peace." Unfortunately,
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5"Hey, I thought we were here to talk about unionizing mascots," said a man in an okra costume. There were murmurs of consent. The sexy parrot-costumed keynote speaker
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5tillion regrets were of no use now. The boat held, but the tension tore the dock loose. The jammed throttle and the spring line pulled it and five docked boats straight toward her.
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3a bit at the temples. “I fell. It took me this long to get up." His elderly date squinted. “You look 68 but sound like you're 38.” He was actually 40, but dressed up as an old man
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6get unregistered gun, rob 7-11 for cash for gas to get to the tailor shop, make tailor cut hole at gunpoint, sell said pants on eBay. Piece of cake. (7 years in jail.)
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7It was a 10 month old question. But whether it was 180 characters, 180 degrees or 180 rounds of ammunition, what did it matter? Folding Story writers
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4She woke up and was no longer afraid of chopsticks. However, in one hour, she would develop ablutophobia at the Chinese buffet when she noticed her unusually clean toes.
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2if I had a penny for my thoughts I'd have one penny, because i only think about one thing-you,” Miss Banks read as the class laughed.He was mortified.Miss Banks was going to pay.
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2So, I’m an alligator, from Florida, and I thought I’d start with a gator joke: What do you get when you cross a Gator with a groundhog?Six more weeks of bad football!” The audience
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2was on her hands and knees in the moshpit and, being Minnesota dontchaknow, she found Lutefisk, a few Viking ticket stubs and some smashed Spam on the floor, but no contact.
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6Welcome to Folding Story, Grasshopper.Yes, barely three lines. Seek not to see more than one fold but to add to what you see but may not understand. In the end all will be revealed
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6said no thanks, because now that they had found out about Xbox, cellphones, dsl, Facebook and medical marijuana , it would be too gnarly to return to 1989. Party on, dudes!
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3but changed its mind and let me get run over by a busload of people on their way to a Optimists convention, instead.