Finished Folds (741—760)
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4Edna St.Vincent Millay was quoted today: Gently they go, the beautiful, the tender, the kind; Quietly they go, the intelligent, the witty, the brave. I know. But I do not approve..
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6The fox told a tale using the grapes, explaining it illustrated adaptive preference formation and its relation to cognitive dissonance. Aesop yawned. The next candidate was a goose
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5Fortuitously (fate has smiled), a lovely vegan (no animal products) princess came by as the (lonely but hopeful) prince was finishing his (non-vegan) meal. “Hey, @##$%&*!” she
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5He viciously pinned me on the floor with his walker. “Grandpa, what the hell are you doing?!” I cried. I could die like this, since he also fell on the walker and couldn’t get up.
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8the sharks “bodysurfed” onto the deck of the ship for a second course. Thinking quickly, a deckhand put “Once Bitten Twice Shy” on the loudspeaker because he knew the great whites
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1The Middle Eastern kashkawan cheese stepped forward menacingly, but before it could speak, the Swiss cheese shoved the Stinking Bishop forward clear a space in the mob, and said
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2“Yeah. Your momma was a catfish and your daddy was a Leprechaun,” I said. Enraged, Unkermit dropped his gun and lunged for my hand. The rest of the unmuppets started shooting
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4His dog could talk and had Buddha-nature! Billy asked Spunky, “If I could ask only one question, what would it be?” Spunky replied, “Do people do stupid things with smart phones?"
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2ne boxed wine. My Steak A La Maison had a bit of le petit ceiling tile in it, but it was only $3.99! I had to admit, Dennys was getting really creative with the menu lately.
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6winced and said, “Yeah, ummm, “Get Your Tongue Out My Mouth, I'm Kissing You Goodbye” is already on Amazon.” So was my backup title, “If Your Phone Doesn't Ring It'll Be Me.”
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4.We were drinking and discussing down-type quarks, majorana masses and lepton isospin doublets, but were suddenly interrupted by the Ghurtvin invasion. Why does this always happen?
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6the air, and fortunately, the little old lady was driving a convertible with the top down, having just gone to Costco. He landed on 67 unopened packs of Depends in the back seat
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4the scarecrow commandeering the riding mower. It rode through the fence, annihilating the pansies and begonias and headed north toward I-5, with her beloved Fifi in hot pursuit.
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11come the next to be Millionaire who wants.My request courage comes beleiving you will keep your repute noted by me, Nigeria Prince, through six degrees seperating us. Please send
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1realized my destiny: Be a comedian! Like Steven Colbert. "No, Idiot,” said one of my voices, “you’re a political ignoramus.” “Maria Bamford?” suggested my more helpful voice.
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2old fraternitree brother. Giving Fig Tree was frond of Barq and releaved to have a place to stay, but did knot like Barq’s shady friend Wee-Ping(Will)Lo, whose extreeme treeclyness
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4Mr. Potato Head said, *“I'm a bookeeper's son. I don't want to shoot no one. Well, I crossed my old man back in Oregon—don't take me alive. Got a case of dynamite, I could hold out
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4that rankled the crowd. A guy in overalls, wingtips and a bow tie stood up and yelled, “Hey! Thom Yorke says the Spice Girls are the Antichrist!” The Tea Party convention attendees
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4World” repeated at full volume on my boombox, making my neighbor “wicked mad.” He went on a “mad tear,” and blew up my double-wide like a “mad scientist.” I was now a no“mad"
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4meet his buddy Kevin Mittnick, who would help him hack the Tesla transmitter. They’d been BFFs since ‘81, when Manatee was a stoner security guard who let Mittnick into COSMOS.