Finished Folds (201—220)
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10the mayer's favorite chihuahua, I decided it had been enough. I took out my Taser DeLuxe A500. It was a brandnew model, issued a week ago and I hadn't had to use it yet. I aimed
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6tough as a nut. It can juice nuts too by the way. In fact, I can't think of anything this miracle of modern science can not turn to juice! And all that healthy goodness for just
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7figured she'd find out for herself when it was her time. And anyway, since the Wheel of Time keeps rolling, we couldn't really die, could we?
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2gravy for himself. Did I mention he loved apples too? Porkchops with apple and plenty of gravy, Steve's favorite meal, yes sir! So Steve pushed Emily off the train and listened
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7, but unfortunately, it was tied with Celtic knots and those things don't come undone when you're in a panic. Harry already looked like a torch, flames shooting from his hair. She
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3Flat on my back. I must've had at least 20 rounds in me. Seriously, you could see the pavement right through all those holes! Time to keep mr. Lucifer S. up to his part of the deal
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5, bro! Seriously, you've made Employee of the month every month for the past 8 years. Now, if you wanna keep it that way, Herb, lemme give you some advice: Don't wear Hawaiian
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5recliner chair with remote control and back massage, preferably 20 different programs. Yes, my back was killing me lately. I'd been forced to bend over because women these days
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4while I looked at him, bewildered. Was I just dreaming this, or did the guy at the check-out just get psychotic on me? I looked behind me, but no-one else seemed to have noticed
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9Roy smiled and responded:'You might also want to consider ridding this house of its ghosts and removing the dead bodies from the basement. That might be more effective than cinnamo
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2scheme was prone to inflation fast, I thought to myself. So I reopened the email from the Nigerian. 'Deer Sir, I am so happily to informate you that your heritage is waiting for
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3did give a fuck however and blasted the little shit to pieces. Then he turned around and asked politely:'Is there anything else I can do for you ma'am?' She couldn't answer him as
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2and me too. So I couldn't help myself when I drained the poor old bastard. I mean, I drained him to the point where just blowing on him made his body fall apart into nothing but du
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3absolutely delicious. Bleeding from her chest, with Jack's underarms in her belly, she munched away at least a dozen of cookies before realizing that she was running out of percodi
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3out of this world these days. Lately he'd been rambling on about alien abductions and being experimented on reproductively, medically and mentally. I just thought he'd been smoking
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3to the rabbit hole. There, Sherlock found his daughter's pink bow in the grass. Manatee barked, and tried to dig his way down. Sherlock yelled:'ALICE!' down the rabbit hole, feelin
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4'Now ain't that a job well done!' He took her shoulders into his claws and dragged her all the way to his treehouse. He was proud of that treehouse. He'd gnawed every plank, chewed
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4garlic oil over it. Then I rubbed it with the tobasco sauce and the curry powder. It was only meant to look like a cake. If this wouldn't fool them, then nothing would. After I
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2Being a Jainist came with obligations. Not washing was only the start of the list. Eating was a problem (don't kill the lettuce! Or the snails!), walking was dangerous too (watch
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3I zapped and came across an episode of CSI. ??????? CSI? They only have this show on Wednesdays. My heart missed a beat. It must be a mistake, I told myself. it's Tuesday, it has