Finished Folds (381—400)
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7See'd shook his head. We needed something hardcore, like a Chazmanian devil or greenbanana's popping out of the Levonatron, leading to a Moral End. I was disappointed at the quick
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0in Teletubbyland, a CLOUD appeared! "Ooooo", LaLa said as she examined the weird apparition above her head. Noonoo tried to suck it up, but failed. Dipsy tried his special dance to
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2she never appreciated them the way they deserved. Since they were sworn to celibacy, they couldn't rape her to retaliate, but they were confident they could find other embarrassing
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5ngles and she'd fattened up nicely. She got to a point where she couldn't get out of bed. That's the way I like 'em, completely dependent on me. Wal-Mart didn't quite top that so
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7h? You see, playdough stimulates the tactile development, as well as fine motor skills and social play. Besides, the vibrant colors invite childeren to use their imagination. Noam
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1I started by pulling her nails out one by one. Then I carefully picked the bacon off her face and fried with her eggs. The best breakfast I'd had in years. Then I decided I'd had
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4lay there on the ocean bed, trying to decide what to destroy next. Jason looked in his bag and screamed with delight when he found a ghetto-blaster which left us with only one
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2toes, which made them swell to 50 times their size. Simon ran as if his life depended on it, which it did because of his toephobia. And besides...they stank!
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4erely severed limbs, heads and torn bodies. While Rambo was enjoying himself, I quivered and frantically dug a hole to hide in. If he did THIS to friendlies, I didn't want to be
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2cold for 7 minutes until someone threw a bucket of water over me. I farted 'Wake me up before you gogo' and heavy fumes dispersed the crowd. Man did they run! I looked around for
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4Alass, the stupid prick said the only thing he could: 'Nay'. I sighed. 'Come on Nay-sayer, just for once say Yes! There's a whole world out there, waiting for you to say the Y-word
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3always turned out into a war-zone, with Mickey-Mouse ears flying, dracula teeth clenched in tight fists and angry faces staring each other down. And Sierra always won. Which was
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6Some would say she was a cat hoarder. A little crazy, but innocently overrun with cats. But I knew better. Actually she was evil, conniving with the cats to
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4soaked in mede and laced with nutmeg, then carefully spiked with cloves. I could not believe at which speed it came at us, considering the fragile figure of the Germans' daughter
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6and whisper it in the wind where only the gods can hear it. Only if they find you a deserving recipient, will they let you in on it. They will test you, torture you and burden you
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7Thanks to meticulous experimentation, we found out how to create a wonderfully smooth liqueur from coconuts which made our ordeal all the more pleasant. The crabs, however, proved
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4out looking for a suitable profession, muttering curses towards the feminist movement. They'd also decreed that women should break through the 'glass ceiling'; whatever that meant.
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5at last, the fat lady entered the stage. She opened her mouth to force out the final aria, with a boisterous cadanza near the end, she took a breath which looked like an earthquak
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5and had joked about how 'eerie' it was, he'd really pushed her 'no-pun'-button. She became like a wild animal, a frenzied flurry of nails, teeth and stilletto heels. Dad was shredd
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2was happily tugging a cruise ship when he thought he saw something in the water. Little Toot slowed down... She thought she was nearly there when she looked behind her and saw the