Finished Folds (361—380)
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4walking around in T-shirts and nagging me for new batteries for their radio's. This expedition wasn't going according to plan, so, to say the least, I was in a foul mood. When a na
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5It was a doll, representing a girl and it could walk, talk, sleep and pee. And if you'd talk to it, it would curl it's lips into a smile. The weird thing about the smile was that
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6. The night of the new moon is perfect for the hunt. It's dark, and people are edgy. And I like 'em when they're all nervous, because that's when they make bad decisions. Since I
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4taliated by singing old Russian folk songs. Mussolini helped him by quacking at them and flapping his wings. Then Hitler arrived. He was furious that Stalin had let them nail him
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1therefore rubbed poison ivy all over his body. Soon he got a rash, but Harry wouldn't even let him hold one of the books. Severus' skin started to develop blisters, which then turn
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6'An' if we can't find no bears, any ol' cow will do!' They sneaked through the grass keeping the wind in their face. Suddenly, Pete walked into a spider's web. He panicked and
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1'Stick that Honkey Tonkey shit in a place where the sun don't shine and play Moby, you f*ck!' Now Hank was a proper red-neck and appreciated good manners. In fact he demanded them
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1grand finale.... and missed. He staggered back to his workbench, frantically searched for his sandpaper to give his chainsaw the extra edge. Just in time, he looked up and saw the
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5'That one's not fit for eating anymore', and he threw me aside. I was hurt: I might not be fit for eating, but I wasn't completely useless!! Luckily, Newton realized this too,
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7an odd number. Luckily, I still had a job and thus an office to go to. And where there's an office, there usually is hot coffee, a roof over your head AND a computer, to hack into
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2Eeny meenie miny moe, grab your brother by his toe. Swing him round, then let him go, eeny meenie miny moe." I couldn't help laughing. "First of all, I don't have a brother, and se
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1, smacked her against the window, stomped her in her face and then pulled her left eye-lid down to her nose. Or what was left of it. She spat out the last of her teeth, looked up
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5match to The Big Vault Cracker. At least, that's what he called himself. Other people called him Slimy Joe, although he never understood how he got that nickname. He got out his
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4and Gonzo had tried their best to help me fit in with the rest of the Muppets. Hopeless endeavor. I searched for another home, and I found a rundown shack in Sesame Street. 'Big Bi
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7crumbled. Bush couldn't help wetting his pants. He never thought he'd admit it, but Cheney was a weapon of mass destruction on his own. 'I don't negotiate with terrorists,' he
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3It wasn't really interested in brains, but very keen on gold chains. Instead of devouring people innocently waiting for a train, the Ke$ha zombie would try to take their necklaces
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3downing the shot in 1 go. Turned out vampires and vodka don't get along very well. It took just 19 minutes before nothing but ashes was all that remained of Rodina.
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3dissipate whether I was an alien in disguise or just an MiB trying to erase his memory by luring him on a motorcycle that, to be honest, looked comfortable enough. Mr. Burns sighed
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5attached to. It stopped him short in his tracks. 'Merde!' he mumbled. Monsieur Davenport looked behind him and saw the alien hive that had now blown up to three times it's size. Ti
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3prayed and drew my lightsabre. Being trained by the best of the rest didn't get me very far though. I strode towards the theater trying to breathe heavily. I'd get that cop one day