Finished Folds (341—360)
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5Then they'd insert 25 electrodes into your forehead which were then connected to a Commodore 64. The technician'd enter the command 'echo shrink memory at random then ex >a.txt'
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3grinned at her. 'You have a problem now.' She looked at me. Puzzled. Samurai swords have to taste blood. If it's not given to them, they will take it. Suddenly, the sword seemed to
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1just a third class display not even worth the crappiest theater. Once I'd gotten rid of George the janitor, the Muppets finally got on a rise. And that's when Ms Piggy became inter
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5he was suddenly able to talk: with a squeeky voice he claimed he saw purple elephants with yellow wings that were attacking him with candy canes and cotton bullets. Then he started
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1I'd finally arrived in the city of hallucinogenic mushrooms sold in shops that resembled supermarkets in a strange kind of way , of coffeeshops where coffee was never the main item
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6there couldn't be any excuse in the world for that hideous face. Lines ran over it in all directions, there were pockmarks on his chin and forehead, and his eyes had a milkyness to
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1MY damn party and I'll cry if I want to! And besides, they couldn't get rid of me! I couldn't be missed, since I was the only one who could method-act the search for Indiana Jones'
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4Joe the hobo sang the magic song. 'There's a lake of stew and whiskey too, you can paddle all around it in a big canoe, in the Big Rock Candy Mountains'. Keevil's cookie elevated
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4never her favorite past-time, so Cher decided that the bloody bits of fur gave her kitchen a sophisticated look. She headed to her best friend, Sonny, who was a plastic surgeon,
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4the days when he would happily gallop over the steppes of Mongolia, slashing his sword and slaying anyone who opposed him. Now being a therapist, he was forced to listen to their
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1Chief Smurf forever!' One clever student got out his Iphone and called Gargamel to come over as soon as possible. 'We have a smurf-plague on our campus, we need them exterminated
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5You see, the flaw of believers is that they are truly convinced that invisible things are real. So instead of seeing an empty room, they were convinced it was fully furbished and
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3feet. Then he decided he was supposed to be sorry, so he dressed them up nicely and treated them to a bowl of fried grasshoppers which he forced down their throats. Then he made
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1's attention span was just too short to notice. Besides, he'd already forgotten completely about the two seniors that were dragging behind his car. He waved merrily at other cars h
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4Swampthing lifted her up and started to lick her all over. The bystanders were sure this was just a prelude to what would surely become a horrific scene. Jenna Jameson started to
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3. Flavor Flav decided it was time to show Biden all the useful qualities of tongs. He demonstrated to Biden they could be used for castration for instance. Biden screamed until his
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0in such company, she decided to go for something posh. Gratinated oysters piri piri. That'd surely spice up George's libido! Bill and bill were left to pay the bill; she was determ
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5For fearlessness frantically forsaken, grim gravediggers happily heaved him into Jehova's Kingdom.
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4And since she could hardly pretend to be Waldo, the guy just finished her off. The minotaur meanwhile, had a themed ball. He demanded everyone to dress appropriately, so I had to
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5Thud. Thud. Thud. They'd tell me it was just the blood in my veins that I heard, but I'd just found out they lied about Santa Claus too. I knew I had it coming when I actually saw