Finished Folds (21—40)
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4of days. 12/21/12 was clearly displayed on her Timex wristwatch. Mary stepped onto the Black Road, finally at peace. She turned to the east, felt the sun on her face, and smiled.
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1hopped into the waiting Delorean. "What's up Calvin! Nice purple underwear!" Michael J. Fox realized that he had put his underwear on outside his jeans again and hid his face in
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3encyclopedia salesman, he spent his days on the road, scouring the southeastern United States, attempting to convince the toothless masses that books did not cause global warming.
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1"silence you imbeciles!" Which just made the situation worse. The only one not laughing was the court Jester. His self-esteem shattered after his last performance for Queen
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1The hammer lay on the table, inanimate and full of hatred. "Please hammer, don't hurt 'em!" cried the children, terrified that the storyteller really did have the magic ability to
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1nothing.
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3lobotomy? To be free of his memories would be a blessing. How long had it been? Who was responsible? These questions tormented his addled brain, twisting in agony, writhing in
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3spewed across the floor of the diner like a burst balloon. Unfortunately the seeing-eye dog at the table next to ours couldn't resist and began furiously licking the regurgitated
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6bowling ball had been programmed to dispense perfect White Russians when you placed all three fingers in the grip holes. Captain Kirk was reading Thus Spoke Zarathustra in the
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4odor emanating from the bed of the truck had turned the interior of my Kia into a hot mess. I didn't have the money to fix the air conditioning, so the heat ran full blast even in
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2the sharpening steel had apparently been used to "take his temperature." The customers in the suburban Williams-Sonoma were cowering behind Peppermint Bark and All-Clad fondue sets
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4famous meat pie. "There is nothing more expensive than Saffron," Jeremy exclaimed all of a sudden. I wasn't going to disagree with a hedgehog farmer so I simply nodded my head and
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1put the lighter to his lips like they do in the circus. He wanted to prove to his estranged wife why they called him "Tiger." With an intense focus, he leaned back and spat a
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2smoking of the Chronic. I'd been a member at Juan Pablo's medical marijuana dispensary since 2007, and the paranoia was starting to get to me. I'd never been one to
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1in a fireworks explosion on New Year's Eve 1982. The man at fault was born with pincer hands, only two digits on each. Normally his dexterity was infallible, but that fateful
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5I decided to help clean up for the family Christmas party. I needed something to wear so I put on the French Maid costume I found by the laundry room door. Little did I know
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7a grotesque, mangled placenta, hanging awkwardly from his stomach. His mother once heard a radio show touting the benefits of "placental continuity." The crowd panicked, terrified.
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3his was the way of indestructible laminate floor coverings. They spent the afternoon trawling the aisles, looking for something they could agree on, when finally, they saw it:
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0about as coherent as a raccoon doing stand-up comedy. "Have you heard the one about the skunk with white sunglasses? It's a hoot!" The animalia jokes were flying fast and furious
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5labored so hard to protect. The memories of days gone by came flooding back in waves of pain and redemption. I want to stop alive forever. If only to watch the ships pass.