Finished Folds (101—120)

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  jump on the trampoline until the springs started to squeak under the strain. He called to everyone "Let's play popcorn!

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  2010-09-09 19:53:32

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  cabin by the ocean with my dog and my pipe. It hasn't stopped snowing in 4 days and I'm running out of firewood, if only

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  2010-08-30 15:16:10

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  a drinker, but She was getting used to that. She reached for the Bushmills right as the bell over the door rang.

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  2010-08-14 08:26:55

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  Everyone knows that pandas eat shoots and leaves, but this panda was packing serious heat. The Binelli shotgun echoed

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  2010-07-26 16:12:48

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  After hearing his confession, she knew the blind date was heading into the toilet. She'd dated a Scot before and knew

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  2010-07-26 12:07:13

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  the clippers and go get some of that Witch Hazel I like so much." The barber put down his Wahl Professional and walked

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  2010-07-26 12:05:39

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  the other scientists release a carton of acorns into the room. Watching their fluffy tails wiggling about is thoroughly

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  2010-07-26 12:04:30

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  peach got in there was hard to fathom. James thought his escapades were over after that nonsense with Roald, but

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  2010-07-13 15:58:23

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  the number of bottle caps in the pockets of my jeans. After I hit a dozen I realized there was no way I could explain

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  2010-07-13 15:56:33

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  Moving to the suburbs didn't work out as well as they had planned. The dog walking mafia had their sights set on

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  2010-07-13 15:54:46

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  I hopped on the Bixi bike just after midnight with a belly full of Chateauneuf-du-Pape. At least there was a

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  2010-06-29 10:41:58

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  Those bastards at BP had finally done it. After years of skirting safety regulations and turning a blind eye to warnings

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  2010-06-23 16:35:32

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  learned to stomp grapes in the ancient way of the Shakazulu tribe. They have made the finest wines since

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  2010-06-23 08:32:56

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  The clown's real name was Dan, but everyone called him Danny Buckles after he got a tranq dart stuck in his

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  2010-06-13 21:46:58

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  her "condition." Her time at Boston College hadn't been kind to her, drinking 26 Busch Lights on Marathon Monday caused

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  2010-06-08 13:58:18

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  asked for three fingers and things got really ugly. "Nip and a needle" my pops used to say. Nothing like a single malt

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  2010-06-04 20:01:33

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  so was most hip-hop these days. MC Playskool was writing his latest beats on a Fisher Price piano he stole from

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  2010-06-02 22:59:57

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  church pew on Christmas Eve. He hadn't worn deodorant since 1985 when he got a mean case of shingles in his

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  2010-06-02 22:57:45

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  worn his jean cutoffs and his old Hypercolor sweatshirt instead, he could of avoided the whole thing and been on his way

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  2010-06-02 22:55:35

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  body. There was no other explanation for the dull thud. I went ass over teakettle, falling through space like a drunken

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  2010-05-27 10:35:57