Finished Folds (141—158)
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5keep a Mason jar under my desk. I'll never forget the time my boss asked for a sip of “apple juice.” I tried to stop him
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3I had been locked in the trunk for about an hour when I heard noises outside. I had no idea where I was. Finally the
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2toe and leaned out of his wheelchair to pass it to the pimply convenience store clerk. The boy took the bill with a look
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2tried the ignition. After four tries the diesel finally coughed to life and he laid the transmission into first. Time to
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1Before I turned 30 I had one last thing to do. When I turned onto Cottage Lane, the last person I expected to see was
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1stop and think before I just decide to take matters into my own hands. Sometimes I don't know my own strength, it's a
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2Marlboro Reds. None of that pansy 100 nonsense, he wanted to taste it. As he walked out the door he was blinded by the
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0cigarettes. Pacifism never sat right with me. It's an eye for an eye where I come from and I'm making sure my enemy is
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3That one time when he fell off the wall was the last straw, if only he hadn't decided to
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4I could eat meatballs whenever I wanted. I'm partial to the ones from IKEA, but really I don't discriminate against
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2armadillo. Stepping off the mound he threw the ball to the crowd. Out of the corner of his eye his wife stood waiting.
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1go for the real stuff. She poured the simple syrup into her iced coffee, stirred in some milk and looked up to see
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0asked him to hold her drink while she went to the bathroom. That's when the night got a little blurry, when she returned
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5yellow water pistol. Fortunately they had filled it with lighter fluid the night before. She picked it up and fired into
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3due to the tornados out near Oklahoma City. I'd never chased a storm in my life but the past 24 hours had been a blur of
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7a man wearing sunglasses by the bar holding his hand in his pocket. Before I could say anything to warn her he
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2By the time the parachute opened there wasn't time to prepare for the landing, all I could think was I wish I asked her
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6It wasn't long after I took the dog for a walk that everything started happening really fast. When the police arrived I