Finished Folds (81—100)

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  crotchless lederhosen. I've always been one to honor a skiing bet, so I couldn't complain, but who would have guessed

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  2010-10-09 17:05:15

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  two things stood between us: the dumpster and my Glock 9. Ursa Major my ass. Live free or

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  2010-10-09 16:56:55

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  pasties. I knew Lady Gaga would not approve. Duct tape will have to do this time. I have to be more

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  2010-10-09 12:21:35

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  "Stop the plane, I'm having a baby!!!" But it was too late, the hijackers didn't speak English. This was going to be a

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  noah

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  2010-10-08 12:16:57

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  searching the web trying to replace his precious pron collection. It had taken him years to track down Peter North's

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  noah

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  2010-10-06 22:52:35

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  had battled his way through 8 castles to find her before giving in to a petty sibling rivalry. Bowser looked pretty cute

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  noah

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  2010-10-06 22:50:51

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  "Who let the dogs out! WHO WHO WHO!" After that things started going downhill fast. First

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  2010-10-06 22:49:14

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  I completely forgot my ill-timed foray into vegetarianism. Vegetarian = Native American for 'bad hunter,' my dad always

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  noah

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  2010-10-03 22:38:29

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  the laundry chute. You'd think that being lactose-intolerant isn't so bad, but ever since I swore off Humboldt Fog

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  noah

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  2010-09-28 21:31:38

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  recipes, particularly anything with yeast. It was just too hard to get the temperature right consistently. So much

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  2010-09-28 21:29:05

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  minutes. He popped the first one and listened to the nitrogen blast out of the widget with a hiss. This was going to be

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  noah

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  2010-09-28 21:26:59

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  The first thing I did when I got off the plane was

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  noah

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  2010-09-26 11:15:07

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  I used to go running in the mornings before work, but ever since the accident, I haven't had time for much, other than

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  noah

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  2010-09-22 21:49:06

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  been elected to the Supreme Court? That's almost as bad as being named after the governor of Alaska." He knew she was

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  noah

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  2010-09-13 19:29:20

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  wasn't going quite according to plan. It had been years since he'd been camping and the list of forgotten items was

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  noah

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  2010-09-09 20:01:32

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  wonder why I named him "Keynes" in the first place. I mean it is a bit ironic, but what can I tell you, he's a dog, not

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  noah

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  2010-09-09 20:00:55

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  down the phone rang once, then stopped. It had been happening at 4:20pm every day since he moved back to town and he was

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  noah

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  2010-09-09 19:59:17

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  He had seen Army of Darkness enough times to know that all he needed to do was say "This... is my boomstick!" and he'd

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  noah

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  2010-09-09 19:58:33

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  best left unanswered. That's how these "Yankees" do things up here in New York City though. They could do with some

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  noah

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  2010-09-09 19:56:38

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  It didn't go very far with the ball gag in my mouth. The scene was something out of Pulp Fiction, all I needed was Bruce

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  noah

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  2010-09-09 19:55:25