Finished Folds (121—140)
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3spike his hair into a mohawk like that cat Ferris Bueller. Danke Schoen was on the radio when someone flushed the toilet
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0just understand? I mean people pick their noses all the time back where I'm from, it's actually a badge of honor to pick
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0those bastards at McDonald's. They were running my McDowell's franchise into the ground and I needed someone who could
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2put on my fedora and my fake mustache and ambled out of the bushes before anyone could notice. The parade was heading to
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1asked his trainer Miyagi to grind up some of the Wasabi beans he'd brought along. Normally he snorted them but today he
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3a Valium. He was surprised the priest and the rabbi were so calm. Even though he was a yogi, flying still made him feel
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5TPS reports. That damn Lundberg is such a creep, he put Milton in the basement and stole his stapler. What a complete
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0for the Super-G final. The cold temperatures over night, combined with very little new snow had me worrying about which
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2said "I have your wife and daughter. If you don't wire $1,000,000 to my account in the Cayman Islands, I'll be forced to
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1tetherball at elementary school after the students drank too much of the "purple" drink. The thing about having a tail
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1stage fright, but doesn't that happen to everybody? Personally I'd feel much better if it didn't have such an effect on
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1Emphasis on gosh, because Mrs. Crabapple is a fierce Darwinian, she hasn't believed in the big G since her dog Lady ate
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3file a class action clown law suit. The office of Mark E. Salomone was unable to take the case, so they decided to hire
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5open Wonka bars. The whole contest had gotten out of hand and there was only one thing left to do:
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2those it's those damn aliens again." Ever since Nevada he'd been having strange visits at night. He couldn't explain why
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4It was just me and Budweiser on Green Street, waiting for the girls to show. Johnny Cash was singing about roses and
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0scratched an itch a normal man couldn't reach. Ever since he was a child, his double jointed shoulders allowed him to
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1Rondo pulled up for a jumper right in LeBron's face. As the ball went through the net he smiled and yelled
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2got him thinking about the smell of The Mirage. It had been 6 months since he stopped gambling and confronted his
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5keep a Mason jar under my desk. I'll never forget the time my boss asked for a sip of “apple juice.” I tried to stop him