Finished Folds (61—80)
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2the low rumble of the flat-six Corvair. Without a second thought I pulled the blinds closed and turned out the lights on the first floor. I wasn't going without a fight. With my
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2and by noon I was rocking a MulHawk. I had never seen one before, so I decided that before I hit the mall, my flowing locks needed a tune up. By the time I hit the food court
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3a simple gold ring embedded in the grass. From somewhere deep inside his gut came the words: "My Precious..." He had heard those words before, a long time ago in a far away land
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7going to do about the pound of coca under the bed! The cops were swarming in the yard like cockroaches. Luckily 'Goodfellas" was on TV, so I did my best Lorraine Bracco impression
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2until he finds out about my "condition." Being a hermaphrodite has been a struggle for as long as I can remember. At first it made for interesting dinner conversation, but now
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2likely be asleep so I could do my best "Humbert Humbert" impression on the 4th floor. I had bribed the cafeteria women to slip the purple pills into the meatloaf to ease my
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5Crying in the Rain was playing on the car stereo, but she couldn't bring herself to look. This was something you can't un-see, no matter how hard you try. The traffic jam went on
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3"Best two out of three?" It's rare that I lose a roshambo, but if it looks like it's going that way, I usually pull out fire, because NOTHING beats fire. I choose my outfit by
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2high on amphetamines and Carlo Rossi. Clowns always rubbed him the wrong way, which is why he often gave them vicious
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3how hungry we were. They would leave us their leftovers as they passed by. Those were the darkest days of my
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2I couldn't be trusted around small children or pets. I often wore a straightjacket to stifle the urge. From time to time
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2play Grateful Dead songs until the crack of dawn and then go to work at "The Manhole." Ever since my father left she
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4plucked 27 eyebrow hairs from each side of her face. Something about the symmetry made her quiver with
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3did his best "Dude" impersonation. Donnie was already out of his element, but now so was Kirk. He should never have
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2decided to pull the goalie. I probably should have told him beforehand but I love living on the edge!! That is, until
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3Somerville with a pocketful of dust and a blister the size of a quarter. We were sitting on our front stoop when he came
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0about their families. Not any more, they deserve what they get. My father taught me to live by a code and I intend to
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1long day. It was a good thing Ms. Bliss was nearly blind. She wore a sideways pony tail and talked with a lisp. The bell
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2block playing their "rock and roll" music. Those were the good old days, back before "IT" happened. You can't even say
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18that turning it up to 11 really does make all the difference. 10 just doesn't cut it anymore. When I visited Stonehenge