Finished Folds (81—100)
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5just before every trip to the outhouse. Roy never understood the boy's need to be armed doing his morning contributions. But whose to say what might come out of that hole in the
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2cookies but the candidates were too strong of character to fall for such a silly Russian plot. They saw the cheese but the opportunity to evangelize to the assembled masses was
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3"Wait, no, um, what is Elite drops?" he said. Her thick glasses made her eyes seem to bore through him like only one other woman had. It disoriented him. He did, in fact, know what
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4When she woke up, she was surprised to find herself lacking a body. Over shuffled a bored feeling (there was nothing to see) being. "Where am I?" she thought-spoke. "Oh! Hello.
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4was my amazing ability to swallow an elephant. You see, inside this skin sits a boa constrictor. I was a science experiment that was turned loose when funding cuts shut down the
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5But by the time the newly powerful probe returned to earth, LOL cats were long dead meme, along with cats and the rest of civilization. It attempted communication with the roaches
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3to attend the Peace rally. I, like most of the rest of the missile packing world, was keeping my eye and tongue on her. I was hoping there would be others to target. But sadly
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4Strangely, she had a port where her belly button should have been. Reaching in, she pulled out a cable and snaked it (provocatively) to the side of the TI 2500 and *inserted* it
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2Chuck Norris said that someone this year would bring about the dark times - 100 years of pain. He knew Chuck was talking about him. "I, Jimmy the Fuligo Septica, will bring
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7e. The tape was so old that some of the chemicals had leached out and started interacting with the jam. A sickly sweet grey smoke escaped every *fitz* and *pop*. The damp cloth was
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3appy little razor blades. The truth of the matter was the happy pills only worked so long. Big Pharma figured that once they lost their charm, the user would off themselves and
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1decided to leave them there. They were a symbol of the disfunction in their relationship. She often flung epithets that hurt like a real fake sword would. Instead, he grabbed
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4facial tattoo ink. Runners of ink flowed past my eyes making me look like a very sad, gothic clown. I had planned to get the tat's removed, but not like this. The caustic soup
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6that maybe there was, but the little Dutch child was adorable and I didn't want to reveal my thoughts. "What about a helicopter? Could it drop some sand? Zeek looked at me like
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6"The good stuff" turned out to be "not so good" and the American Idol-thon turned into an acid trip into hell. He'd had himself strapped down though so he couldn't even turn it off
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5. I had tried using outhouses but my osphresiophobia kept me far from the door of almost all such devices. So, I just found corners. I had been arrested hundreds of times. But, my
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4me feel so much better. My ataxophobia crippled me when I wanted to leave and the Rubik's cube was not finished. Now, I could leave. Just then I saw that she had left out
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2the book on the Walmart portion of his career. He stayed with the ninja's (he had no real choice), trained and became their leader. He led this elite unit to Arkansas to
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4All these fancy words were confusing the young couple sitting across from him. They had won a nice, if not huge, sum from the lottery and were just looking for advice. "Trundling?"
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5into the chamber. He wasn't sure the scented bullet was going to work, but he was desperate, under pressure to produce results in the classroom. No Child Left Behind had