Finished Folds (41—60)
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4but under no circumstances should you use it as lubrication during 'intimate moments'. Of course some idiot tried it and added their own amazon review. "I thought they were kidding
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5was just the latest in a string of failed money making schemes. I was so sure about this one though. Begging wasn't so much my style, but the ichor could be worth serious
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2cough cough sputter..." I slowly was gagging on the hair that was coming off of it. It was then that I realized what the Nair bottles in the bathroom were for. The Yeti was
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8"And I don't date pigs." With that, I threw the wig in his face, pushed the turbo button and left him in the dust. I realized that without lipstick, I was just another dude in a
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7Two interviews down, 423 to go. Starting a company as a multi-trilionaire was much easier than the scrappy mess he started in his garage 23 years ago. This time, he vowed,
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5i went, what else was I going to do? What few realize is that Harvard is just a façade for that ancient of all religions. Once in, you were guaranteed graduation, assuming you were
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6the audience. The clam bake turned much more fun when Franke spiked the Kooch with some extra strong, but oddly tasteless, LSD. "This clam is biting me!" one frightened attendee
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5in her secret chamber. She toyed with him, showing a bit of skin here, a bit there. She finally convinced him to be tied to the posts. She them proceeded to read the Dept. of State
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3of the pieces of leftover lunch in his teeth with what appeared to be a child's distal phalange. "Detective Manatee!", the crime scene team yelled. "You can't touch that, it's
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3get the girl. But at that moment, Ken realized that he was gay and risking his life to rescue another damsel in distress was just not his gig. He did fancy the giant statues of
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1typewriter keys. They seemed so useful at the time, but now the u's, k's and especially the q's stared at her with little masked contempt. They pile right next to the golden
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1But the Yoga balls kept coming. I had not read the fine print when ordering and now I was in the Yoga ball a month club. I tried to call 1-800-Yoga-ball but I couldn't understand
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4smiled when I rescued him. The 2nd, 3rd, 2004th person all smiled after rescuing. This was not going to plan. I wanted to drop someone in a volcano. But I was trapped by my own
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7What do you think of this?" "Well,"LBJ replied, "The spud here is onto something. We've never publicly acknowledged it before now, but the moon *is* a giant potato." The audience
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6He popped the cork on the champagne and shouted "Happy New Year!" With fizzy wine spewing out of the bottle he looked around for a kiss. That's when he realized that it was 12pm.
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5their kids' science kit, raided the local pool chemical store and created some 'interesting' soccer balls. They would have preferred fertilizer, but this was the suburbs after all.
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2Unfortunately, he did not realize he was in a proverbial (and, subsequently real) pot of boiling water. The suffrage movement fizzled out after that. The reptiles, though, were
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6by clearing the forest. They were playing with the little known 'evil developer' rules extension. Petunia seemed so mild-mannered but secretly she was angry because of the bacon
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4minutes. He was going to complain but the bunk-keeper smelled worse. He had just managed to pay for his lodgings without throwing up. Still, it was cheap way to get from point a to
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5were held on specially built platforms high above deep pits with spinning blades. If a child answered a question wrong 'storm-troopers' would take them out and throw them