Finished Folds (121—140)
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7tax returns and shuffled over to a Brazen Bull, tripping over his red robes as he went. "NO! Not that! PLEASE!" I screamed. But two more Cardinals came out of nowhere and grabbed
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10tape ripped off my skull and half my brain fell out and bounced onto the bus seat next to me then into a little old lady's basket on the front of her walker as she was exiting the
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7to the electric charges that would travel from my heart generator, up my arm, through my my hand, and to her breast, reenergizing her body. She was an old 2152 model and needed
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6a couple of his favorite chisels and picks. "Dang it!" Ted thought to himself. "Why did I bury my paleontologist tools? That was so STUPID!" He gnawed on the T-Rex bone while he
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5-though please don't try to picture that scene in your mind... oh dear... you did already didn't you? Tsk-tsk, you naughty thing. Anyway, Richard was one of them at the pub and he
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6couple eggs in the horn which hatched into jellybean-sized hummingbirds that sort of adopted the man as their daddy. They buzzed around him while he played his sax and followed him
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6was about to give up all hope of ever taking another breath again, Fat Rhonda shifted in her bus seat to fart, her butt cheek moving ever so slightly thereby allowing Thumbelina to
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8the loo was writing love sonnets and haiku on the bathroom stalls with rainbow colored Sharpies. When Blumethal learned what his restaurant staff was up to, he punished them by
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2a platypus? It's an animal that is very confused. He's part reptile and part mammal fused. Don't know who you are? Just swing on a star. Or would you rather be and by the way if y
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7like a plague. To my knowledge, there is no cure to my wretched disease. I have sought help from witch doctors but to no avail. I slink in the shadows of the night seeking
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3Pleasureful Jelly... made on planet earth in a kingdom called China. I beseech thee therefore, fellow Eunuchs of the universe, to unite together in harmonious
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5I was able to scramble away from him and his medical malpractice. I just had to make it to a hospital before this baby came. I toddled about 20 feet when "Dr." Johnny Appleseed
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5Larry Potter sulked while he squeezed mustard along the hotdog. "That'll be $3.99, please," he droned. Harry felt bad. "Reducto!" he waved his wand and Larry's hotdog stand went
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8busy cleaning his dentures while watching Jeopardy with the volume all the way up. I sauntered in playfully in my lace underwear when his narcolepsy kicked in. Oh no! Was he asleep
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4"Vanna, is there is a P? YES!" The puzzle was left thus: _ / _ R_ _ P / _ _ /_ _ LL-_ _ SH _ RS. John paused. "Um, a group of pill-pushers?" "What? This is wheel of fortune, John!"
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5so Luke cooked it over the fire and fed it to his tiger and the semi-colons and periods too for good measure making the run-on sentence even longer and the tiger's stomach larger
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3as the result of these steps, we tried to carry this message to other Folding Story addicts, and to practice these principles in all our affairs. STEP 13: Go back to STEP 1 if
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4Ever seen Wile E. Coyote try to get the best of the Road Runner? Then you'll understand completely how I ended up with accordion legs and an anvil-shaped head. Wascally wabbits!
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6Gah! These magical jelly beans were pretty darn cool but they were going to make me throw up real fast if I kept focusing my brain on nasty flavors. For the next one, I imagined
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3wing Boy George off its back like a bucking bronco. "Use your wings, Rainbow Dash!" cried Boy George as the My Little Pony flapped its bumblebee wings-trying to lift its brick body