Finished Folds (101—120)
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7home. Come, Mister SlimWhitman, tally me GreenBanana (Daylight come and me wanna go home) Come, Mister BuddyBoy tally me CrazyBananas (Daylight come and me wanna go home) Lift
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4hildren balked at the site of St. Patty's nakedness. A couple screamed in horror. St. Patty ran back in to Sister Mary's classroom to clothe himself, but it was too late because
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3DING DING DING. "That is correct!" Said Magic Mirror in his over-the-top gleeful game-show-host voice. "To win the hand of the princess, there is just one more question you must
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5southerners say, my memory is "about as useful as tits on a bull." One day I just woke up and plumb forgot how to milk Old Betsy. She kept kicking me because I was
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6and were jealous of his folding story skillz. He got all the ladies with his dashingly elegant style, wit, and dedication to surpassing MoralEnd on the Leaderboard.
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7two days after Chaz joined FOLDINGSTORY but before the cool people like PurpleProf and CrazyBananas signed up to join the mayhem. While Slimwhitman was back in time, he decided to
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6her desperate pleas for propriety as he waved back at happy customers driving away with their goodies.
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0Cool sweat soaked Magenta's back as Indigo sponged her brow, brushing her hair back & ordered her to push. Magenta gritted her teeth, suppressing moans of pain, and obeyed. Violet
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6Harry Hare came down with a severe case of Athlete's Foot and had to have his paw amputated. He learned to race without and carried it on a keychain for good luck. Tatty Tortoise
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3I've never been able to express myself fully. All I rely on to communicate is my charming good looks, my purrs, and occasional meows. This was one of those moments I wished I could
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4I lay in a puddle of my own urine. I wished I could get her attention. "Please, help me," I begged with my eyes. But she was too busy with her own life to notice that I was
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6"Quite alright, Sweetheart," he replied as he rolled over on his back. Senator Jumba licked his chin, his neck, his belly... then she got up to use the litterbox. "One moment," she
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10As it turns out, she had. Her blue-in-blue eyes shined with euphoria like Fremen as she tipped her head to one side and lipped her lips seductively.
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7but she flat out denied it. "Fiend!" Mr. Tomato cried. "Adulterous! I shall mash your Mr. Potato and squeeze you into spaghetti sauce!" He lunged at her but she snatched the child
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2e 40 million dollar jackpot in the Powerball Lottery 7) Climb Mount Rainier wearing nothing but a pair of vintage dolfin shorts 8) Try to marry one of the Angels in #3 9) Have
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6glided over the sea in his candy-striped dolfin shorts and pink wife beater that read "Sun's Out, Gun's Out" eccentricly bellowing the lyrics to the Beach Boy's tune "I GET AROUND!
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4k tarts and consumed them by the case. Suddenly realizing that they had bought shark tarts instead of shock tarts, they experienced gruesome side effects as numerous rows of teeth
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3bonkers. But Nemo was a champion and in high demand as a breeding stud. A lovely Shih Tzu was next in line to make some puppies. Since Nemo was a maltipoo, he named the crossbreed
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14a mournful, melancholy love song as the ethereal sea foam billows around us longingly. 15.) Tame a dragon and fly on its back into the sunset 16.) Locate the infamous
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3the coop and was never heard of again. Rumor has it, eyewitnesses in the Snettisham mudflats occassionally report seeing the fabled Sasquawker or its tracks on cold, rainy nights