Finished Folds (141—160)
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6the clothing of anyone else in the office who had not succumbed to peer pressure by joining the nude party which had grow to eight of us who'd stripped and were frantically
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5were on sale at Walmart . We could use them to house organs like the heart and throw away the rest of the body. The families wouldn't know because who checked to see if the body
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6had only two more wishes left and she didn't want to waste them on frivolous things that the government would somehow mess up, so Ms Epsom cleared her throat and wished for
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3that described the joyous adventure of aging. "A place where souls are nurtured?" suggested Fred. "Marvelous!" replied Bob. "Write that down. Add something about independence vs.
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3Mr. Clean for advice on getting his white skirt whiter. The brawny, bald-headed sailor recommended using cold water and Woolite®. Sure enough, his skirt came out whiter than
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4so that Draco Malfoy bites into a cat turd flavored jelly bean... and it won't be artificially flavored either! (Muhahaha!) Yup, it's awesome to be me when you can use rictusempra
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6so I whipped one at my enemy like a deadly frisbee. WHAM! The shuriken sunk deep into my enemy's forehead and he fell over backward- dead as a doornail à la Goliath. "Go Go Gadget
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4t that he's J. R. R. Tolkien's and Sylvia Plath's love child. Did you know that I am actually J.K. Rowling under the pseudonym of Sundancer? Little known truth that
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4stroke his ego (and maybe other things, too.) After the wedding, I had no other choice than to dress as an elderly woman and indulge his senior citizen fetish to keep the marriage
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4break off the keyboard because they kept trying to break up the fight between Tab and Enter by erasing their crazy alignments. Finally, Caps Lock yelled "STOP!!!" All the keys
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4colour blind. DANG IT! How was she supposed to perceive the world as more pleasant than it really is? She supposed the only other option would be to watch back to back re-runs of
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7guy is shot as an example to the other guy. The other guy is made to harvest the corn. He gets it done in two days. The parts come in by then. He fixes the car. He takes Lurlene
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2and the FDNY. Sometimes they took breaks to sign autographs for little children (who thought they worked for Monsters INC) and then they went home to the Central Park Zoo.
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5Gotta give that preacher a funeral (Bam-a-Lam). Black Betty gunna sing a eulogy (Bam-a-Lam). Demon said Bam-a-Lam. Whoa Black Betty (Bam-a-Lam). Sho is hot here down in Birmingham.
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5raining down below on unsuspecting passerbys as they unfold the paper airplanes and read the poetic folds of GreenBanana, Slimwhitman, Chaz, and all the other great contributors.
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6Their excellent adventure continued after Bill and Ted bought the ingredients for their carbonated geyser eruption when they made a pit stop at Redbox on the way out to borrow
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6It was time to call in the specialists- a team of highly trained psychiatrists and a crew of cleaners to de-junk my cluttered closet of hyperboles, ryhmes, and alliteration. I was
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6infamous strip in Las Vegas of red-lit windows. He was getting tired of this lifestyle and wondered what would have become of him if he'd finished his last year of college studying
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5held down our hero and tied his limbs to various apparatuses in the Nautilus while one of Agent Muddymuddskipper's cephalopod arms aimed a dart at our hero's temple. Dr. Nemo
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3scraped the caked dirt off her body with sandpaper and dumped her into a steaming hot bath to burn the filth off her skin. "Say Aye," Professor Higgins demanded. "EYE" she wimpered