hygiene check, because he made an unbearable servant for her in any Martian circumstances that allowed her to nasally inhale in close proximity of him. She twirled her scepter,

Or rather, a hypothetical oasis for the dwindling populace that withered under a 130 degree sun and swollen seas. Something struck me as suspicious, though. The Trump dynasty had

accept our diplomatic offer to join us for a 3:30 peace summit at Starcucks tomorrow afternoon?" That's a guarantee I cannot make. I back up against the water cooler, starting to

The Devil sneered: "I owe you NOTHING Steven Jobs! You never had a soul to begin with! That why..." The Devil glances away, gently rubbing the box containing the engagement ring.

This is a story about plurals of irregular nouns. I'm going to start with the time my baby crawled faster than the other babies at a baby party.

What desolation man hath wrought upon the Earth. The audacious hypocrisy of ye who were borne of dirt and nurtured at the teat of natures bosom! Repent from thy evil ways and hence

I'm more business, but you've got the sparks that awaken this company." He said to me, as I set the photo of my family back in my wallet.

about your evil Mother. But I digress. "STAY ON POINT!" I see you screaming through the deliciously thick plexiglass. I smile, and calmly say, You're in jail today

hang his hat, sombrero, last night? He was wearing a hand cuff that had been cut free of the other which was nowhere to be found. The ends of the busted chain were diamond now.

State, that was until she was at the checkout and, instead of the usual pervy look she got when they beeped the cucumber through, they simply gave her a look of pity and disgust

Then one day Carl the Cactus met Karl the Big Toe. They were instant friends/lovers/enemies. Neither could satiate the other & they liked it that way. "That way leads stagnation."

I am not under any illusions on this. I know it is going to be a hard sell. I got nothing to lose either way though. I'm going that way already. Someone might get the impulse. I

He must be thinking that my love for him was raised to 11. That wasn't what I meant. Nothing making me happier than marrying him was only a recognition that I felt 3 for him. I did

I mean, yeah. Did you ever really consider that? Holographic emergence on the macrocosmic scale, like this one, was only ever about poignancy, ice cream, and chartreuse cohesion.

I had to save his life 3 more times before we could be even. At the same time, I couldn't let him save my life again. That would increase my debt by that much. I volunteered us for

True friends, she told herself, didn't need to know her side to know her side was the right side. The only side that mattered to her. She never made a left in the right direction.

As every gift does for people. Each moment is a gift that changes a person's life. Now, we all don't see the change. It might only be a collision of bosons in your cerebral cortex.

"That means you're taking the option to leave it? Because that is the way it works here. Take it or leave it. You Norse gods are always this way. Except Baldur. I loved Baldur. We

butthurt feelings of rejection & incelism. One would think that as a bear Timothy would be beyond incelism's reach. One would be wrong. One are wrong &, finally, One is wrong. One

Where he served 4 terms and then did 2 terms in the Senate before taking the Ambassordorship with an open portfolio. In the old days, that meant he was a fixer. Now he's Commissar.