into a seizure. Flash forward... She kept to herself that day, wearing her crown upside down, mumbling to herself. Someone had planted a lit road flare on her birthday cake.

…" Stealthily, they stripped the corpse & Jen wore her dead mom's rags, took her ID & chips & headed for the cashier. "I'd like to cash out," she chirped, trying to hide her braces

pierced cleanly thru Loomis' (now definitively Lulu) crotch. A mounted Sioux medicine man, bow quivering, hailed Custer: "Me Crazy Knife. Lulu hire procedure. Is girl, Mazel Tov."

grasped hideously at his shield, and with a higpithced scream the dig sized spider fell back. Hrengor shuddered inside but dis not let his companion see his digust.with a

The purple streets of night gave way to a violet sun, but all were bunkered in place, cossacks and peasants alike.

ts twisting demonically, tho there was no denying their mellifluousness. With a poof of smoke appeared a horned red fellow with spiked tail, offered me the whole band in return for

I heard that stupid “Know What? Chicken Butt!” rhyme exit his pie hole at least 50 times a day. I could take it no longer. I had a rhyme of my own for him: “What’s fun? This GUN!"

The real revenue came from selling pics and vids on Onlyfans,. "Beerhall_Putz" was what he went by on their, and the Euros practically flew into his account. Adolf specialized

put the lime in the coconut and sake it all up? "Doctor!" I screamed into the void - but no reply came. This was more than a little disconcerting. Perhaps I should call a

kitchen the burglars tiptoed, and peered into the fridge: saran-wrapped human body parts! "Yikes, whose house did we blunder into!" "Yeh, don't nobody abide de law no moah?" Sudden

-ake hard and just like that he had driven over a woman and her 4 year old granddaughter. All because of a watermelon rind. He lost the nerve to drive on the spot. The baby's shoe

I bought a shop and had lines down the street. Worrycakes were trending with students when they found out the hipsters loved it. This itself was worrying, these were young, impress

began his Canadian air force exercises. Everyone around him stared aghast. "Are you really to do nothing?" a voice broke the silence. "You have a responsibility to this ship"

-om only. It was filled mostly with poly-sci majors to get their humanities credits towards their degrees. One of those who took the course took his idea to Uber.

But here the cogito fails me. If I can doubt my own existence what can I expect from a possible Other. Is Mai real? How real does she have to be? How real am I? Is Mai stealing my

sat on the veranda overlooking the marina eating sweetened farina. If did feel like his brain was as mushy as the farina. Something, he decided, was not right, he told himself on

"We only said that your smart ass remarks were not welcome." her host family replied through the door.

it was more like riding a bicycle than making the sausage. So he made his Galloping Gourmet grilled-cheese sandwiches in the dark with only a video feed of Captain Kangaroo with

The sandwiches ignored her command to mate. They reasoned out the correct stance independently and without mustaches, snuff stashes that clash with fashion to hash on the trash.

in, of all places, a wall in Moose Lodge #438 in Sheboygan. Tourists came from all over to see the “lodged in the lodge” bullet. I was annoyed to have been torn up by both bullets