It rose up, fur writhing with the vermin moving through it with singular purpose, and ambled forward with the jerky unfamiliarity of a marionette. Words oozed out of it, clipped

and the absurdity makes her laugh almost until she cries. She can just imagine the comments from her friends, 'What kinda bougie-ass bullshit is that?' She giggles drunkenly to

To clarify, it's not that I misplaced it, but that I simply don't remember. I know that dinner was the most important moment of my life and yet... Nothing of it, for me, survives.

The elemental, the natural, the essential and pure... They valued these above all else. Something so complex and unpredictable as a home-cooked meal was anathema.

Surprisingly, that seemed to take it aback."Heh, so you do have a spine, huh?" The beast glared down at her in appraising surprise. "Good. If you despise me, you still have sense."

The deterrent didn't stick though. Rather, it created an unusual vein of SuperVillain, hellbent on spraying frog across the school, City, CoUnTrY and finally GLOBE! Mrs. Cavanaugh

Kyleigh

pool float... what did you expect me to say, hmm? hmm? anyway Jeb's Pool Palace was going down hill, I wouldn't be surprised if this was the year they shut down.

I must ponder to myself why I am questioning your family life for not playing a game on the internet correctly, oh right, I have nothing better to do, just like you."

'Stop smiling at dying people, they'll think you're strange.' Yes, that sounded like a good message, the kid clearly needed the lesson.

lead me to burst into tears while my mother stared at me in confusion. "Son, you've never met the man, why are you crying? I thought you liked crickets and jade?"

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make new ones with her earwax, they already came pre-colored, though only in shades of red.

sudden flash of bright light as the previously assumed inactive nuke, detonated right in front of Sherlock's face, luckily he came prepared, Watson was a great man...

your tiny head hole to be affected by my tiny heart hole, our holes must remain separate until I can learn to love again, I'm sorry Vro, completely and holey sorry.

"It isn't my fault officer, I thought he was a catfish, I mean look at him! He was biting MY fishing line, with THAT face! How was I supposed to know that was a man!"

I knew when I became the town butcher that I was basically the modern equivalent of the milk man, but to think the ladies wanted my steak more than my sausage...

unny farm? I love rabbits! been raising them all my life! when I was little my mother bought me flemish giant I named Harold, Harold was such a sweet bunny, he loved to steal

on tvtropes, and uh... nah bro, this is getting weird, and not fun weird... not looking forward to it.

"Please get your fingers out of my intestine, this is rather inappropriate." I state sternly, pushing the doctor away and sowing myself back up hastily, "This was 1 star on yelp."