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Luckily for me, that is the moment he died. I didn't need a twin.
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I couldn't believe it and I tried twice.
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was a beat poet who plead his case to the world in his Esperanto manifesto, Knabo. Jackie didn't make a dime. He once wrote a one word play in five acts. Jackie had no luck with wo
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was her name and fancy was her game. She had you outwitted twice by the time you caught on. She was petulant but urbane. She was lithe and lean but luscious, curvy in all the right
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was about a man who grew up on the right side of town but hooked up with a white trash RV park girl by the name of Billy Joe. How his net worth was halved in 6 months. He lost his
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being able to eat a whole pot of bears without farting later. The almighty yankees cap once did an episode of Murder, She Wrote. That one was a pin in her hat.
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First is ROcky Horror. the second is Tantalus's Dinner for the gods. Now how about the niche that only an Alchemist could fill?
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if you love mayonasie because if you don't I hate mayonaise if you hate it too." Her idiotic announcement made up my mind for me. She would have to go. It had been 3 days of bliss
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spitting fire in the air the wicked necromancer invoked your name. Your soul like a shadow was there. You swear that you've never seen anything like this peril but true blood will
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The night she pretended to be an Emergency Room Doctor and handled 27 poor souls before the police got there and arrested her. She never finished high school. But she could see.
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therefore I will cease to believe in bees. They are an impossible thing. I will no longer see them. not even if they are in my face. I shun thee Satan's minion. Sent to rent my so
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the worn luster. I is for aisle seat. N is for the gnu in her shoes. E is for her crossed eyes. That Spells PAULINE. That is what We called my fat sausage machine. Her blades might
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Suddenly it was my turn to shine. I shot out of my chair and shouted out "Don't look Pearl." She would have already had them in sight by then. Pearl looked salaciously where she lo
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The voice came back. The one that I call Wormtongue. Always pleading for mercy. Anyway, he said he trusts you so that I should trust you too. But being from Crete I am bound to lie
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I don't know how long I waited before I had something to follow that if. I want to say it was only time but then it wasn't time. Or enough. Though it last a thousand years a day.
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"War was just around the corner. Is round the corner. It is Nigh!" Something sublime about the spiritual warfare we are involved in and how I wound up at your cousin Schlomo's bar
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gave her the low down & welcome to the new town, clown. welcome to the new town. You all work for me now. I'd like an El Camino with a driver named El Chino. To pick me up in Reno
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directly into an m1 abrams mbt. Seeing curlys tactical advantage of probably being high as balls inside of a main battle tank, Larry and moe ran recklessy towoards the mbt
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Stairway to Gilligan's Island is a mashup of the Gilligan's Island theme song done to the music of Stairway to Heaven by Led Zeppelin. Suicidal Lyle in the TV aisle sang that.
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Not that the angel of the lord was capable of disbelief. It was programmed to mimic the appropriate non-verbal cues expected of a human in this situation, hence the raised brow.