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I don't know how long I waited before I had something to follow that if. I want to say it was only time but then it wasn't time. Or enough. Though it last a thousand years a day.
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"War was just around the corner. Is round the corner. It is Nigh!" Something sublime about the spiritual warfare we are involved in and how I wound up at your cousin Schlomo's bar
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The voice came back. The one that I call Wormtongue. Always pleading for mercy. Anyway, he said he trusts you so that I should trust you too. But being from Crete I am bound to lie
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therefore I will cease to believe in bees. They are an impossible thing. I will no longer see them. not even if they are in my face. I shun thee Satan's minion. Sent to rent my so
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was about a man who grew up on the right side of town but hooked up with a white trash RV park girl by the name of Billy Joe. How his net worth was halved in 6 months. He lost his
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The night she pretended to be an Emergency Room Doctor and handled 27 poor souls before the police got there and arrested her. She never finished high school. But she could see.
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was her name and fancy was her game. She had you outwitted twice by the time you caught on. She was petulant but urbane. She was lithe and lean but luscious, curvy in all the right
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was a beat poet who plead his case to the world in his Esperanto manifesto, Knabo. Jackie didn't make a dime. He once wrote a one word play in five acts. Jackie had no luck with wo
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I couldn't believe it and I tried twice.
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Luckily for me, that is the moment he died. I didn't need a twin.
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Since everything smelled alright down there, he continued to look for the essential nugget. He looked in caves, underground, underwater, and all over Timbuktu.
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"Aw, fiddlesticks," said Jimmy, kicking a pebble with the toe of his sneaker, sending it flying into the ravine below. He watched as the pebble bounced, bounced, and finally
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por 40 anos asta hoy. Era una era complicated, como dicen. Lo que dicho esta scrito, aqui y aya. As visto una pelicula The Boondock Saints? Es serto que no sobo la language.
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I can't discuss what happened that night at length, unfortunately. I'll just say that it involved a live, goose, duct tape, and
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Bobbi Brat, childhood Youtube Star. Good morning! Are you ready to begin the interview? Have you had your coffee? Oh, I don't drink coffee, I'm more of a tea guy. Heard.
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"The countdown has begun," announced the newscaster as the Armageddon alarms sounded outside. "60, 59, 58..." Seconds until nuclear disaster. What would I do?
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touch is always the thing, he thought. south africa was in its cold season and the locusts were preaching their didactic doom. Falling into a frosty state of snowmanship.
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"You see, Larry," explained Fred, "it's cause the ladies go crazy for it." He demonstrated by rubbing his legs together to make a loud creeky noise. From afar, Jen heard the
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spitting fire in the air the wicked necromancer invoked your name. Your soul like a shadow was there. You swear that you've never seen anything like this peril but true blood will
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he had had amazing luck. He won the lottery and bought himself a new wardrobe, which helped him become a lot more confident. Now, when he walked, he no longer stared at the ground