He was young. Stayed that way.

"Oedipus!" "I'm coming mother!" "Damn, already!?"

Died a virgin, wasn't buried one.

How cold she became by morning…

Ambulance finally arrived. Left without siren.

Tomorrow they’ll interview everybody I know.

He bottle-feeds his wife’s killer.

I have mixed drinks about feelings.

Goodbye mission control. Thanks for trying…

The smallest coffins are the heaviest.

either end of the notion had a point. Joy didn't quite know what that meant. She thought it had something to do with her argument. Were they now giving tautologies their own talksh

"You're going to wake the snoogins!" These kids knew one should never wake a snoogins because the snoogins would wake another snoogins and soon nobody can hear themselves. You'd be

He used his stalking of Daisy's ex-boyfriend as his alibi. He claimed he thought the guy would look good on a meat cleaver. He couldn't be murdering his neighbors if he was stalkin

I encounter a cute young man wearing light blue overalls, a simple t-shirt and brown shoes. I compliment his overalls, and the young man blushes and thanks me.

tickled against my nose. It's so uncomfortable! Why is he rubbing the grass on my nose?! It was getting so bad that I sneezed on him!!!

And hope they bury their heads in the sand, rather than their sharp beaks into your own soft flesh.

I just had no clue at all what to say, there was so much on my mind...

Johnny thought as he closed the now incredibly sticky magazine for the 10th time that day.

Where am I at? Where do I start? Should I be in opposition? Things that occur in my mind when I reflect. When I reflect upon what you mean for my story. When I reflect my reflectio

As prophecy had foretold, when Friendly's stopped their Summer Festival shark Fribbles. Fribbles fought back. They had undervalued the might of the Fribbles. All the clans gathered