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-rate on rival clan salamanders. To change their views on things in general and themselves in the particular. Not to be undone by any run of the mill undoing, Abraxos Hemlock sent
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hanging low (almost scraping the sidewalk, really) in their baggy pants, didn't give a hoot and holler about any fly-by-night crazes. These grandpas were in it for the long haul.
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out for any Dragon who dares to scorch, char or burn in a way that shows gender discrimination." declared Griffin. Nodding for North Dragon to take back the microphone. "A Vote for
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while cackling at me! She is so full of herself! As I sped to catch up with her, I found that she was being attacked and stung by so many jellyfish!
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ile? Lyle Lyle Crocodile switched off the dial as he headed down the TV aisle toward hosiery for a fitting lisle he could wear. Instead he could feel his bile rise at the sight of
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square the circle. Not only that, but if you upgraded to the Granite Package your pyramid could produce either the Philosopher’s Stone or make gold from lead. The imp dared us to
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Apparently Santa Clause had a Sub-Clause that delivered gifts to all the iTunes executives that had been particularly deceiving that year. "Hoe, hoe, hoe," shouted Sub-Clause as he
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"Mariah", the wind didn't answer. The sails went slack and all the ship slowly came to a stop. The unexpected stillness was too much for him and he puked at the bosun's feet. "Keel
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splattering her coffin with rotten vegetables, and to add insult to injury, in those very same decimal quantities she had been do fond of calculating. Nobody mourned her when she
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them like they were capable of emotions and abstract thought processes. Because my mom was a cyborg, I was born with a telescopic robot MAN'S UNIT, which was a hit at charity meets
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summarily blacklisted from ever working in the entire cosmetics industry again, as well as most food service chains. I hate life and all the piddling weevils that infect it. I like
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Donations of entirely uneaten salmon can be sent to the Picky Bears Foundation instead. If it's just got a little nibble taken out of it, you might be able to sell it for profit.
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-analyzed and found to be of sound body only, and even then, just barely. But by then, his Super Happy Smile Family Togetherness Campaign had earned Mao a dedicated following, not
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perché Satre era un bastardo. Tradisce le carte e gioca con il cuore di una puzzola. La vita è come un puzzle, e al centro di essa ci sono parole che non si trovano nei libri.
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darkest secrets! "Damn the Open Mind Project" thought Susan. She nodded at the albino. "Radio Shack it is" she said "They're bound to have the tech we need!". 30 minutes later they
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real name, Gwen, again. So naturally he began eating fish whole, retching his head back and letting the slimy, fishy flesh sink into his avian esophagus. It was too warm in here.
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exposure to angry foxes had helped hi learn all the cuss words he needed to keep the show interesting, in spite of the poor content. Thomas the fox was making decent money on the
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several more years, until I had published my fourth book, entitled: 'I Can't Read My Own Writing'. I blamed mu illiteracy on the Dancing Plague, as I had not been able to sit still
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, which was cruel of the Bureaucracy because everyone knows that in 1997 ShopRite did not carry gorgonzola. They claimed it contained gorgons. So he returned to the future empty
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a total hoax, and sued us for each day they missed tanning. The judge decided, in our favor, that they were not paid for tanning days, just for being tan, which they could easily