O cabelo era liso, preto, um tanto enferrujado. Libertava um odor de ferrugem, ferrugem esta que, por possibilidade, seria o demónio da Stinkpuckler, agora, presente na sua alma.

-rate on rival clan salamanders. To change their views on things in general and themselves in the particular. Not to be undone by any run of the mill undoing, Abraxos Hemlock sent

Just because we are rodents and don't need a dentist anyway, we rats take pride in our arts and sciences, even though they mostly involve our excretions. No philistine dentist can

Prize. Prize made of chocolate. Everything made of chocolate. Chocolate book. Chocolate house. Chocolate sex. World peace illusion. Dice roll. A thousand nightmares under hats.

, Qlliex asked Wllyy, but Wllyy only sighed again, pining for Princess Pia, the moonmaiden he had left in the previous universe. Secretly jealous, Qlliex spared him her feelings,

hanging low (almost scraping the sidewalk, really) in their baggy pants, didn't give a hoot and holler about any fly-by-night crazes. These grandpas were in it for the long haul.

." The Dragon stepped aside as the Griffin took the microphone. "A vote for North Dragon is a vote for non-gender-biased charring, and I as his vice-dragon will keep an eagle eye

folks home. A sickly sprite wobbled up to Lilliana on an insect's wing for a crutch. Lilliane must not have seen it. She stepped on it. The terrible squish that was heard round the

told the bartender he was buying beers; then I shouted out, “Beers for everybody!” He smiled, realizing I didn’t need my tears dried, and shouted, “It’s good that you’re all gay”.

majority of the Loony Toons regulars, but K-9 happened to have a photo of Pepe Le pew and Wile E Coyote doing it "doggy style". (Those darned French.) Naturally, Pepe denied that

and riding an underwater motorcycle, wearing nothing but too much eyeliner. The Purple One winked at me saucily as I imagined her sizzling in my frying pan. But she darted away

Gothic chic here, Mao. Frankly, you've done red to death, right down to the China. But black is eternal elegance. You can't go wrong! "The Little Black Book" is far sexier than you

ile? Lyle Lyle Crocodile switched off the dial as he headed down the TV aisle toward hosiery for a fitting lisle he could wear. Instead he could feel his bile rise at the sight of

square the circle. Not only that, but if you upgraded to the Granite Package your pyramid could produce either the Philosopher’s Stone or make gold from lead. The imp dared us to

Apparently Santa Clause had a Sub-Clause that delivered gifts to all the iTunes executives that had been particularly deceiving that year. "Hoe, hoe, hoe," shouted Sub-Clause as he

"Mariah", the wind didn't answer. The sails went slack and all the ship slowly came to a stop. The unexpected stillness was too much for him and he puked at the bosun's feet. "Keel

she wasn't. Helen of Troy was a boring, brown-nosing crone who harbored bigoted views on surfers and was missing one hip. She used to beat kids with a yardstick when their math was

them like they were capable of emotions and abstract thought processes. Because my mom was a cyborg, I was born with a telescopic robot MAN'S UNIT, which was a hit at charity meets

that catchy tune they'd been playing, and she never did find that cockroach band again. It kept Nagila awake, trying to remember the music they'd performed. Her husband, Snort,

summarily blacklisted from ever working in the entire cosmetics industry again, as well as most food service chains. I hate life and all the piddling weevils that infect it. I like