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the gist of his violent misogyny and rock-stupid, turpentine-huffing playground rhetoric on late-night talk shows hosted by white nerds and their token diversity yes-men.
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The next morning I intended to tell her but she had left me. This time it felt like for real. No way to walk this one off without heavy lifting. Maybe some wet work in onierium of
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of co-" Eric looked down at King and angrily motioned for him to sit up. "Oh please. Stand up you idiot! Find. But after work. Just wait at home for me. Okay?"
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doppelgangervelt episode in the state hospital because we carried a tune. That gets noted by the noting lot. How come our future selves don't remember our present selves intruding
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-round the ho, ho, ho' was a hit with the tongs. Not so much with the Fu Manchu. Which is why 'cock-around the ho, ho, ho" wasn't allowed in his new haunted castle. Gourmet ghosts
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just like polishing the Bishop, Buzzella thought as she stroked the Beast. The Beast noticed but didn't have the time nor inclination to make the two backed beast with her. His cab
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the flange motor 'til he outward belt twanged out. "Hah! Take that, ass-bag! I triumph over technology again!" So he thought, but the propeller chipped his peg leg somethin' fierce
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ripped the outhouse off its feet, and the ferocious high-speed projectile Booboo spawned was enough to ignite the fuel to the speeding car, which resulted in another explosion. "Uh
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our do(orange flickering)uts. It was the rudest baking he'd ever seen, though he'd never been to America's Shame: an erotic bakery. "What's in the pasties?" he asked. "Spinach."
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"Well, I think it comes down to how much of a bitch you want to come off as on your first day at a new job," her stylist suggested over Magnum bars. She poured ouzo from another mo
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Bobby had a timetable worked out for when he took over dominion of the dark side. Cthulhu & the other Old Ones had let the survivors turn the world against them while they slept.
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from inside her chinchilla jacket as s/he posted Roger's bail. Until that moment, he had never realized how beautiful s/he was, even if those heels were so a bit much. Roger took
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Puffnstuf (he played one of the goofy firemen) answered. "Nether have I!" replied the MC to a thunderous silence. Pat got up and left the auditorium, followed by the other firemen.
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Brian the Confused Mail Clerk had no idea why his boss chose to hang a calendar of streakers in the office. He opened up an envelope. Inside was a neatly folded blank paper.
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created meat rations, so Master Splinter was counting on his restaurant's clientele to think it was just jargon on menu entrees such as Grub au Jus. (It was actually grubs.) Or
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while cackling at me! She is so full of herself! As I sped to catch up with her, I found that she was being attacked and stung by so many jellyfish!
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out for any Dragon who dares to scorch, char or burn in a way that shows gender discrimination." declared Griffin. Nodding for North Dragon to take back the microphone. "A Vote for
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of society howled their outrage for the discourteous gesture I made to whet the Craving. The Craving was the government body that catalogued every foul search on the Interwebs.
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with a window that's soundproofed to human voices when it's open, but lets through the petrichor, the faraway trains, and the lonely howls of wolves. I must gaze down upon treetops
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darkest secrets! "Damn the Open Mind Project" thought Susan. She nodded at the albino. "Radio Shack it is" she said "They're bound to have the tech we need!". 30 minutes later they