You know why I am here, don't you? I don't think you do. I think that you don't even believe in what you believe in. You're just holding up that sign so the alien spectator won't

How do they know that is the the Pandora I always wanted? Did I want it when I was a newborn? As a fetus? In the back seat of my 1976 Chevy Chevelle SS, I wanted Pandora & not Pam?

It is a logistical nightmare being the real General George Armstrong Custer, time-traveling mercernary robot from the past/future. For one thing, you have to be everywhen all the

I knew there was a paradise that I was forgetting. Had it been blown out the open windows by the desert night? Everything just fell apart once we knew that truth wasn't truth. Voti

Here I am again, trying to tell the same story without it sounding like the same story. The truth is that every story is the only story that matters. If they didn't believe that,

Every May Day in the Kingdom Of What all the maidens of the kingdom that will turn 16 in that year must walk before the King. The Traitor's Prophecy says of Bonny, "She will be hot

Then I was hypnotized into being in North Carolina blowing glass hands in prayer bongs for Christians who were getting on the recreational cannabis bus. The safe word came & went.

After reading an especially offensive passage in "Protocols of the Elders of Whiteness" Clayton went out onto the back deck for a smoke and to take in some qi from the valley

The shadows of some men are greater than the man they are the shadows of. Such was the case with our dim witted hero, Clarence Carmine Consangre. His shadow was Sinsangre. Scholars

The congregation eventually ended up excommunicating every member of the congregation. Even as they were excommunicated themselves they refused to see

Remember when our cars were named after explorers; Cadillac, De Soto, Chaka Khan, Chaka, Khan, -- no, wait. Chaka Khan wasn't an explorer. Plus there is no car named after her.

“The thing I did today instead of …

Buckle up ladies and gentlemen because I am gong to tell you about the greatest day of my life. It all started when I woke up to find

This repetition can be overly tedious. That there are different results is proof that they really exist. On what logical view that doesn't torture the truth too much? Which wasn't

The wind howled, carrying the sickening scent of ash through the air, it whipped around me as I opened my eyes, sword poised.

I came here from a 2012 story the browser won't let me work on. ambikawolf was still ambikawolf. I hadn't realized it was an ambikawolf when I did the fold I have to paste now.

"What do you mean the robots are on strike? They can't do that. I own them. They work 24/7 or I send in the strike breakers"

I don't have a middle name. But it should be Happenstance because that is what my life has been. Chance Happenstance Costello. C.H.C. It is a happenstance behind why I don't have a

"It's simple! You just have to wait untill they drop drunk!" Jeremy laughed as the innkeeper served another found. Ten minutes later, the royal guards were already drunk.

Buckle up ladies and gentlemen because I am gong to tell you about the greatest day of my life. It all started when I woke up to find