was still young yet Wilko was to become Earth's first Jedi knight and donned an "evil" grin to others when they just passed him there, with the thoughts of "why should we even care

The coconuts containing invasive species were sent to Australia in a giant horse statue, which The March of The Purple Palms had purchased after selling an expensive cactus.

Ving too fast and crashing the car. This was not worth the headaches involved. A taxi arrived and Sam went home, then crashed. When she woke up, there were 636

s? The strangest part was that, even after the Cold War was over and forgotten, people kept wondering how to Button the Button. From San Jose to Boston, thousands of

ld gushes of wind. Passers-by trampled the mullberries as best as they could. The unifying quality of the fight brought hope to the dull masses. Old men and women came out for the

Like some abominable people tree, the P.I. lumbered towards the doomsday device's "off" switch with gang members hanging on every limb. They kept coming, so he grew like a snowball

whatever the hell my name was. His chortling started wearing on my. It was a beetle-like side mixed with rusted nails on chalk board. And he just kept chortling.

I check the scanner:still no signs of G.O.T. transmissions.We have to go in blind.Setting course for the black hole,our ship slowly descents into darkness.Please let there be Snow.

who claimed he was the first vegan. Like ever. After the Navy recruiter had punched the Clown in the face, Quilly's memories had started to go

But then the great writer Doris Lessing realized it wasn't Aiden, it was only Captain Jarvon. He took her wave as an invitation to "chew the fat." Doris drank her cough syrup and

ow we tried to change the world.Looking back,it might seem foolish now,but we were young,naive.A friend later got serious,becoming a pro-drinker.Other beerlovers were not so lucky:

that one gal from that one place where that one thing fell on that one thing that the one carpenter made that he wished would become that one thing that was actually alive

before popping on the roof. Our dog had started drooling bubbles as every time Louise walked past, her extruding ribcage would leave a delicious aroma in the air.

. Sake and Teriyaki are my best friends. The stuffed sausages floated happily in a tempting brown sauce while my guests had cocktails and appys.

snapped."That's it,dad.Re-Education time!"I strapped a 40" tv to his head & made him watch Jerry Seinfeld routines for 10h.After the cleansing,I fed him quality:C.K.,Carlin,etc.

They played ping pong, which was a brand new export from China at the time. This way they had tea and played a then unfamiliar game to pleasantly while away the afternoon. Lord

Taipan would often catch other stray cats doing the same thing after their cupboards were drained of cat food, though he felt he had the upper hand. The radioactive mice had a

That help promote his medical practise? His mum advised him to play it safe and advertise In local newspapers. Some had free ads.

lifted off a dead priestess, & gave them to ShortRound, as the sign really read: "Whom stolen property shall be found upon, will fall prey to the Whoopie Monster". "Thanks, Indy!"

Then The Lady in Red sat next to me, handing me a thick envelope. I opened it and found a manuscript neatly written by hand, which had my grandfather's signature on the front cover