Green with envy, not slime, he knew what to do. These swaggering snails surely saw his outrage at their beautiful shells, and began to understand the reason for his armaments.

Least of all the giant bunny rabbit aliens. They never saw the Spanish conquistadors coming, and that was even with their magic crystal ball. Those Spanish are the

The miffed trooper looks the Space Cowboy up and down and says, "No identification, huh? Looks like someone here is spending the night in a cell. Wonder who?"

“Hold still, I’m trying to work.” Ysolde, the dormiga who had been given the unfortunate job of healing me, grabbed my arms and pinned them to the bed, holding her scalpel between

But why only talk about BLOOD as the subject matter at hand, when there's so much more to gross out over together! You know, like sex ed, cardio, and so on...

Why would it change I guess. After all that car isnt just going to reverse back out of me and unbreak my bones

Know you???" She asked, a bit, let's say shocked, and confused. "Don't you remember me Diane?" I asked, hurt crossing my face."Well...I..err, no sorry" She replied.

she tried to chew gum at the same time but kept biting her tongue so she gave up. She just stood for a while.

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Kirby started yelling, suffocating in the darkness, begging nintendo to sue, sue, sue, but

And so the hamster set off on a long and whimsical journey to obtain a tutu and become the best hamster ballerina in the world. He packed up his belongings and caught the next bus

, exquisite in its corpseness. It folded itself so that all I could see was what it had done just a moment ago, but nothing before that. The corpse, smelling of rot and decay, said

Cyan stared around nervously. 'I mean, senpai isn't the imposter right? UWU?' Red growled slapping his head. 'DON'T CALL ME SENPAI, CYAN!' The meeting dispersed. Red was voted out.

“Mom!” I screamed. “What is it, Timmy?!” she snapped from downstairs. “Um… there’s a dead body up here.” There was a commotion as Mom stomped upstairs. “Do I have to do everything

Old Meg looked up from the tome in her hands, the Spanish words making little sense in her old and feeble brain. She could recall as if a hundred years ago her daughter saying…

But who cares about that anyway, let's just kill the people, post the bodies on social media, and then move on in life!

"El mar quiere vencer / Y por lo tanto no hay tiempo que perder."

"El mar quiere vencer / Y por lo tanto no hay tiempo que perder."

"El mar quiere vencer / Y por lo tanto no hay tiempo que perder."

"El mar quiere vencer / Y por lo tanto no hay tiempo que perder."