I also have a special VHS collection of Kirby vacuum cleaner manuals/adverts. But by far, the best bit of media I own is the mysterious vinyls labelled "Here

"Now I am become Cute, the destroyer of homes." The puppy scientists knew what they had achieved must be used carefully. In the wrong paws, UCC would stop humans from having sex.

"She'll be jumbling her nouns for a while, I'm afraid." the doctor reported.

lint and nobody else. Derek Flint could woo any man or woman with his fresh tuxedo and SUPER SECRET AGENT SHADES. But he had no time for those things, for he had assigned himself

I wonder how long that's been there? It means you had an adventurous childhood. And now, for the smaller intestines... As I wriggle my fingers through them, I sense a deep longing

You can't stop water from being wet unless you freeze it. Could that be the solution to this predicament? Are you afraid of being frozen? It would preserve you long enough to

We finally took off. We felt the breeze on our cheeks, and cold icy rain filtered through our mustaches. We failed to notice whatever it was that we just bumped over. Sidewise bike

I quietly closed the door behind me. It was a secret lab, for sure. But what were they doing? Empty milk totes, busted radio equipment, and a single giant vat sitting under a

The surgeon I'd always loved greeted me with her instruments still in hand. I recognize that work anywhere after you did it to me. How she could do this and also be an Olympic gymn

Most writers would shy from giving the MC such great power, but where this was headed? He would soon discover his power and save his mother, but without training —nay, without guid

ife on board with it too? It feels wrong to take a train when you don't know where it's headed. I could be a trap. Are they waiting for us to make a mistake? Is this why the sugges

knowing whether the axioms were going to take us somewhere good. For all we know, we could be heading into a narrative so realistic, that this story isn't worth reading. I checked

For the last time, it is not funny, because am not FUNNY! The men in suits will never take me to the funny farm. I would like to go to a bunny farm though? Can I please go to the b

After all, my anxiety had not considered the much simpler and worst possibility: Pamela might not want me for my personality or money, or even dog, but for my body... for meat!

nice flavor. Plus, they gave him laser vision. Taipan smiled a cattish smile as he prepared to pounce.

here to address that fact that you seem unable to stop yourself from stealing." "Psh, I can stop any time I want," I said. "Oh? Then I suppose that is NOT my pen?"

. They definitely don't eat things like pork chops, you idiot.

I asked kreLLM to generate a few thousand dollars for me overnight and to book a flight to Seoul for the next afternoon, counting on the ambition of their tootsie-roll chefs to

for her, because in her case it's not "head like a hole" but "heart like a hole" and a tiny one at best. But who am I to know what's best? Vro, I care about you and wouldn't want

"Detective Manatee, didn't you solve that case 50 years ago?" asked Mycroft. "Yes, of course he did, you simpleton," said Vanessa Conquest, "but I wonder why he held onto the ears