Once upon a time

The self aware depressed storm cloud floated ahead. Yes, I know, confusing, but I could just feel something off. The sky wasnt dark for no reason

I mean, what was not to love? Well, clearly a lot, especially from the way his eyes were still staring daggers at me.

"It has been accomplished," said Aerion Clumpymind proudly. "The people of Earth are unlikely to do each other or themselves harm ever again," he announced. "And just how

I look around. Might as well get some shut eye. I used my field jacket as a pillow. The next morning I woke up dead. I had no idea how I got that way either. I did all the tests. I

I pulled a Godfather and he crumbled like a deck of cards on the Walls of Jericho after a rave in a swamp during hurricane season. Wendy wrapped her arms around me and kissed me.

final moment of this measly life. He vomited when his life flashed before him. So much wasted time. The wrong turn over and over. The machine beside his bed quieted to a steady din

So he showed up with in a bonobo. The bounder at the door pointed at it? "Where do you think you're going with that bonobo?" He whipped the invitation out and pointed out the BYOB.

God paused outside of time for however long it was before he whispered "Bang." Which initiated the Big Bang. Then he took the weekend off to invent angels that did evil.

Sir Robin suggested Castle Anthrax.

that I emitted a sigh of contentment. I realized my mistake right away so it didn't last too long. It almost killed me to squash it. I don't think it was heard by anyone. Just in

Cain's mark shone brighter when he remembered his Rosebud. It was an admission to those who knew. A tell. Outside the slick streets reflected the souls beneath our feet. Inside awe

who their doing. One hundred days, one hundred nights could cure a man of a broken heart. So were days like these to these old folk. They knew their days were numbered. The war had

not to mention the stench of moth balls and cheap whiskey.Sacha well alert began to wonder if she'd even have a fighting chance to escape her only freak off and Diddy's mansion..

and most of the northern hemisphere.The paper came in like any other at the right time "SMURFS LIVE" blasted on the front page and a short memo and info about them going to diddys.

and steadily held my arm at an angle so that i had the other birds within the hairs of my rifles scope. As sweat ran down my temples i then inhaled very slowly only to exhale fire.

Home Depot, and Michaels were next on line. JoAnns is already gone, A.C./ Moore went under COVID.

ly approached, with encroaching dry mouth, stealing our intentions, still you feed us lies from the Tablecloth.

Bouncing to the Left, and teh right, when AC/DC had Big Balls.

when the Bell Tolls