who looked vaguely familiar:"MOM!?" The prosecutor averted her gaze: "Ed, I abandoned you for a reason." The defense attorney coughed: "Your Honor.." "Hush, I need to know why my

As I neared unconciousness I vaguely heard Mickey yelling: "You can do this, champ!" The referee began the count just as the king & the emperor stirred inside my brain and my belly

-ds Cumberland Avenue by the park. The wiggling worm people pursue me across the park and into the Omaha Street subway station. CHanting the whole time. I get off on Lincoln.

Suddenly, I was rough handled and I found myself on the floor with a unicorn's hoof across my chest pinning me down to the floor. We were surrounded by the Unicorn King's Court. I

inside a body bag. The magician slowly unzips the body bag to reveal that yes it is The Rock, Dwayne Johnson. THe magician brandishes an electric carving knife and starts to carve

hand. The baby dragon growled and blew fire all over Luigi. He let out a high-pitched scream and jumped into the bathtub, creating a tsunami of water to cover everything in the....

I couldn’t help but admire their puffy pantaloons. i longed to be a better version of me, one that could pull off baggy pants. But alas, my skinny frame could not—would not handle

the december to remember event at her local Toyota dealer. She had been eyeing a RAV4 with a black leather interior. It had the perfect place to hide her shotgun—right in the

… the writer recoiled from the page, blood pouring from his eyes. He ran out into the torrential rain to cleanse his sins. But it was all for not. A portal of hellfire opened under

his car. So, he opened up the driver side door and rolled out while doing 60 in a school zone. He knocked over a gaggle of preschoolers in a triangle formation before landing in

Did it seem too..out there? maybe a exaggeration? No no, this was perfect. This would bring attention to April, negative attention, that is.

someone had shut a door below them. They both crept down the stairs towards the noise, she came around the corner and saw

Nathaniel looked out upon the arid plains. It laid untouched, skeletons from a past war scattered in varying degrees of completeness. All he was looking for was his father's corpse

Then in a moment of uncertainty she felt like she had missed whatever she had been waiting for in the grotto. She was fragrant yet mystical. She was Nike in plumage. Happenstance

Who even buys those? Not metal manufacturers, surely those are automated in some way. And there's surely no restaurants that use industrial sponges. Still, I was selling a meager

jungle moss in the Amazon. That shrew just shouldn't be able to compete, yet somehow he does. But I think I know how to get Minnie to realize her mistake. First, I need to

as a workaround, I personally stapled all the footnotes of this biography to each and every copy. That's why several disorganized bits of paper are sticking out. If there isn't,

is what caused all the bad in this world. He must be taken down." I thought for a second, and asked, "So what's with the shampoo?" They seemed irritated I didn't get it, and said,

only during the waning gibbous moon. "Dammit," I spoke to myself, "That was last night." Then I realized antigravity was still in effect, reversing the moon's orbit. Jimmy will

rafters, silently watching the visitors. As they climb the foyer's stairs, there's a rainless flash of lightning, and the candles of the chandeliers light. Turning the doorknob,