a free mustache ride if the pride is bona fide. The face petting however led to a most unexpected turn of events when my cousin's uncle walked into the room.

It realized, that even if a tomato is a fruit, if enough people think it's a vegetable then it's *almost* the same thing. Similarly, it decided if enough people believed it was a

Aesop fiddled with the beans in his hand, enjoying the bowl of perfect porridge and wondering what that growling at the door was. Some monster was disturbing his moment by blowing

be penetrated in a most ungentlemanly way by Brutus "The Baton of Baton Rouge" Hallmerhartt in the Third Act. The caper was to take place during intermission. Holmes puffed away.

ahem, anyways, me and mrs hole would like to invite you for dinner. you wont be able to eat anything, because she is a hole and will consume all the food before you can.

you ever thought of me?" phil was supprised. he had always hated ted, but was that feeling actually love? "no", he thought, "thats my brother in law. i cant love him." but he did.

isnt very modern, so he has brought some dude-mancakes, some niche fruit, and bbq chicken. i think this will be oyr best internet themed dinner yet!" i say, hoping you notice me

"you dare challange the great brenda?" she sunk the glass into her opponent's left buttcheek, "you will die 50000 times over again!" i watched this all in shock i had never seen a

at war. the martians were invading for the thirteenth time so they had to do their duty for our planet. I guess thats why mom took us to the museum. i didnt have to go because i am

throw on a shirt and head out of her room. you wonder what her number 1 was like. was he bigger than you? was he just better in that regard? you try not to focus too much on that.

know how much of a crime that is?" the porcupine sied. "lock me up walrus. ive got nothin to live for anyway." the porcupine took one last look at her mansion, and silently

the abandoned insane asylum by main street. the couple rekindled their relationship over a spot of tea unknowing that they were being watched by the crypto killer

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Nova daddy walks in the park.

If our class wins a trip to London, we will.....

had me swelling up something fierce. Adjusting, I willed my vampiric fangs back into their sockets, took a deep breath and glanced at the moon. "My, lovely evening for a

Pythagoras Jr. sat at the back of the class, doodling earnestly when Gauss leaned over and said: "Look, mate, we both know Prof. Fibonacci is going to flunk us if we can't get

tsie roll lovers, each and every one. I was far too much of a food snob to put up with that. In the end,

I tried to go boneless but my body betrayed me. My throbbing hobgoblin pressed against the hem of Wendy's yoga pants, threatening to wipe out the entire neighborhood if it didn't

Instinct and training took over. He pulled the ripcord on the emergency chute and they slid down into the safe room. Ted clicked on the overhead lights and the security monitor.