pool float... what did you expect me to say, hmm? hmm? anyway Jeb's Pool Palace was going down hill, I wouldn't be surprised if this was the year they shut down.

The quiet is peaceful, the flowers are beautiful, the grass is soft, the moon gazes down with love, it took ages to find this sanctuary, all I ask is to maintain serenity.

I must ponder to myself why I am questioning your family life for not playing a game on the internet correctly, oh right, I have nothing better to do, just like you."

'Stop smiling at dying people, they'll think you're strange.' Yes, that sounded like a good message, the kid clearly needed the lesson.

lead me to burst into tears while my mother stared at me in confusion. "Son, you've never met the man, why are you crying? I thought you liked crickets and jade?"

B

was crawling with an infestation of various putrid pests, spiders, cockroaches, centipedes, all made their home in the greasy fur, a hive mind of filth.

make new ones with her earwax, they already came pre-colored, though only in shades of red.

sudden flash of bright light as the previously assumed inactive nuke, detonated right in front of Sherlock's face, luckily he came prepared, Watson was a great man...

your tiny head hole to be affected by my tiny heart hole, our holes must remain separate until I can learn to love again, I'm sorry Vro, completely and holey sorry.

"It isn't my fault officer, I thought he was a catfish, I mean look at him! He was biting MY fishing line, with THAT face! How was I supposed to know that was a man!"

I knew when I became the town butcher that I was basically the modern equivalent of the milk man, but to think the ladies wanted my steak more than my sausage...

unny farm? I love rabbits! been raising them all my life! when I was little my mother bought me flemish giant I named Harold, Harold was such a sweet bunny, he loved to steal

on tvtropes, and uh... nah bro, this is getting weird, and not fun weird... not looking forward to it.

"Please get your fingers out of my intestine, this is rather inappropriate." I state sternly, pushing the doctor away and sowing myself back up hastily, "This was 1 star on yelp."

lies my least favorite grandfather, dinglefunker." The screaming doesn't stop when I replace the vinyls, it never stops, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, ne-

The clouds felt heavy in the sky, black and jagged like wispy sea urchins, sparking with hate and blue fire.

When she opened them again, the beast was closer, gnarled, yellowing teeth bared in a sadistic smile. She felt a sudden rush of indignation and snarled right back, "I despise you."

sighing all the while. "Seriously, again?" I glared coldly at him, "You know what's going to happen, erasing the arm; erases your arm, so why do you keep erasing your arm?!"

"Cheswick, dear that isn't necessarily a bad thing." *She wiped her mouth with a thin napkin.* "Sometimes a moment of peace is needed," She glanced away warily, "especially now."