So he began scheduling plastic surgery appointments in order to become the “baddest” baddie that ever was. First came the lip injections. Soon all of Gotham would fear Facelift…

“Mom!” I screamed. “What is it, Timmy?!” she snapped from downstairs. “Um… there’s a dead body up here.” There was a commotion as Mom stomped upstairs. “Do I have to do everything

Even with jokes written by Chat GPT, the comedy Daisy program was doing exceedingly well. Viewers tuned in from all over the world, none the wiser.

She took the $500 into her hands. Eyes wide, she felt along the surface of the 5 $100 bills, checking to see if her eyes were playing tricks on her. Nope. The $500 had really appea

I *actually* existed. WHAT?! How could this be?! It didn’t make sense. One second I was traveling through the clown dimensions at full speed when suddenly Kirby appeared and kicked

Old Meg looked up from the tome in her hands, the Spanish words making little sense in her old and feeble brain. She could recall as if a hundred years ago her daughter saying…

But who cares about that anyway, let's just kill the people, post the bodies on social media, and then move on in life!

"El mar quiere vencer / Y por lo tanto no hay tiempo que perder."

"El mar quiere vencer / Y por lo tanto no hay tiempo que perder."

"El mar quiere vencer / Y por lo tanto no hay tiempo que perder."

"El mar quiere vencer / Y por lo tanto no hay tiempo que perder."

It was a time-traveler from 12 years ago, and she was a woman. The man did not know what to do with any of what was going on. She said to him...

I sat on the train, next to a woman I knew as Diane Katz. We grew apart a decade ago, but now I considered rekindling our old friendship. Her response to my seating: "Do I---?"

(The moon wasn't full at all, he just enjoyed doing the whole wolf bit.) However, that was quickly interrupted by a quintet of men who Wolf Man identified as from the nearby burgh.

No, that would be silly. There's no way she'd remember him now; that was some 20 years ago. Chances are she long since forgot him, living a life better than he did. Indeed, she...

Finally, he slammed open the door and scrambled toward the toilet. He shouldn't have eaten so much dairy. He shouldn't have been there making such a fool of himself.

Newscasters droned on about the mysterious horse that had washed up on the Golden Coast. Memes were showing up all over TikTok. The eco-war had begun and no one was any wiser.

His lungs wheezed. Every day since the collapse, he had feared this moment: the day where his luck would run out. It was a miracle that he'd survived this long without an inhaler.

Amber grabbed his thingie with her hand and shoved it you know where. they both screamed. it was so big and girth. she manned. it was size of cloro wipes botggñw

The Devil was deeply distraught, blurting that he was seeking pyromania rehab. Alarmed, I tried to shake him off but he insisted on following me home, where I hastily hid the match