and the Cajun Ogre was not quite happy with the result, inasmuch as those were his only overalls, the nearest Walmart was hours away, and he only had 45 cents to his name. However,

, but thank goodness Coach Janessa Cochrane showed me what's what by pushing my face into the sand of the volleyball court and informing me with her lizard's breath that

and glowing with an aura of enlightenment. Her long, blond hair was very beautiful, having been brushed 1000 times consecutively ! Not everyone is willing to spend so much time brushing their hair, or praising all mighty cthulu for that matter. Her dedication to the old gods had been noted, and when she passed from this existance

all the lies he'd perpetrated on the earth. what a waste of paper ! everyone should gather their copies of this book of lies and set them ablaze in a large pile. Feeling sick? pray for health ! Are you poor? Pray for wealth ! ect... ect.. you get the idea. santa claus needs pet parakeets to entertain him by riding tiny tricycles across rope bridges !

whipped out a cherry danish and wielded it aero style - in the air. Filling sprayed all over everyone i han the audience who weren't very happy with an unplanned bath

dicing some onions, then I chiffoned some celery. The animals seemed restless, so I asked Gaston to strum his guitar. I wasn't sure if they could have soy sauce or even vegetables,

world-class company that can compete effectively against other similarly pernicious yet persistent organizations in the autumn of late capitalism. The CEO glared at Ben, but Ben

and I don't know the way back. The air smells like every imaginable disease. The buildings and people are scruffy. "Do you know where you are?" asked a man in a wheelchair with a

I retorted just as Edmond returned with our burgers and shakes. "Please don't bicker about petty fictions," he advised. He became a billionaire at age 14 but liked high school for

and who could I call to have some eats delivered? I kept flipping channels. Now the toll was up to 7.5 billion. Some stations had AI newscasters reporting the stats. If only

You normally have facial tissues but forgot to buy a pack last time you were at Walgreens. A middle-aged guy asks if you're okay and hands you napkins from Charbucks. "It's clean."

so passionate about crap getting it's due. Which, of course, is not what Zetawalk's rant had been about. But Woab had been distracted by all the shiny buttons on Zetawalk's jacket.

the band led by Curt Cobain had been replayed on the air, until Nirvana heard the Spears singing station to station. Cobain still sweared that he didn't have a gun.

a hipster doofus that doesn't recognize when he's in Hell? Because he wasn't like that at all. He wasn't sure if he was getting a Royale with cheese animal style or Taco Bell shit.

nothing they’ll quote.They’ll say u aren’t up to snuff, but listen creampuff, it’s because they are jealous so u tell those fellas

the salami somewhere and it wasn't in grandma's garden. Adele looked at me and I at her. I pointed out my granny behind the counter of the Huge Bush Emporium. "A Grammy winner," I

on the backyard smelling like potato and feces so they decided to combat the potato factory with brownie pyramids in the front yard. No feces or vomit involved! The neighbors began

when Alfred Hitchcock suddenly entered, in profile of course, in time with his theme music. He began his usual greeting: “Good eve-“ “Oh, SHUT UP!” interrupted Monique. “You’re so

He sent Delacroix across the river to reconoiter the pass. His main body he had continue along hugging this side of the river towards the bridge. If it was still standing. A scout

I stepped out into the brisk evening without a clue. I wasn't down the 11 steps of our stoop before Sancho was inside my house via the back door and my waiting wife. I was then the