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who looked vaguely familiar:"MOM!?" The prosecutor averted her gaze: "Ed, I abandoned you for a reason." The defense attorney coughed: "Your Honor.." "Hush, I need to know why my
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As I neared unconciousness I vaguely heard Mickey yelling: "You can do this, champ!" The referee began the count just as the king & the emperor stirred inside my brain and my belly
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-ds Cumberland Avenue by the park. The wiggling worm people pursue me across the park and into the Omaha Street subway station. CHanting the whole time. I get off on Lincoln.
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Suddenly, I was rough handled and I found myself on the floor with a unicorn's hoof across my chest pinning me down to the floor. We were surrounded by the Unicorn King's Court. I
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inside a body bag. The magician slowly unzips the body bag to reveal that yes it is The Rock, Dwayne Johnson. THe magician brandishes an electric carving knife and starts to carve
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hand. The baby dragon growled and blew fire all over Luigi. He let out a high-pitched scream and jumped into the bathtub, creating a tsunami of water to cover everything in the....
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I couldn’t help but admire their puffy pantaloons. i longed to be a better version of me, one that could pull off baggy pants. But alas, my skinny frame could not—would not handle
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the december to remember event at her local Toyota dealer. She had been eyeing a RAV4 with a black leather interior. It had the perfect place to hide her shotgun—right in the
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… the writer recoiled from the page, blood pouring from his eyes. He ran out into the torrential rain to cleanse his sins. But it was all for not. A portal of hellfire opened under
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his car. So, he opened up the driver side door and rolled out while doing 60 in a school zone. He knocked over a gaggle of preschoolers in a triangle formation before landing in
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Did it seem too..out there? maybe a exaggeration? No no, this was perfect. This would bring attention to April, negative attention, that is.
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someone had shut a door below them. They both crept down the stairs towards the noise, she came around the corner and saw
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Nathaniel looked out upon the arid plains. It laid untouched, skeletons from a past war scattered in varying degrees of completeness. All he was looking for was his father's corpse
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Then in a moment of uncertainty she felt like she had missed whatever she had been waiting for in the grotto. She was fragrant yet mystical. She was Nike in plumage. Happenstance
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Who even buys those? Not metal manufacturers, surely those are automated in some way. And there's surely no restaurants that use industrial sponges. Still, I was selling a meager
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jungle moss in the Amazon. That shrew just shouldn't be able to compete, yet somehow he does. But I think I know how to get Minnie to realize her mistake. First, I need to
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as a workaround, I personally stapled all the footnotes of this biography to each and every copy. That's why several disorganized bits of paper are sticking out. If there isn't,
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is what caused all the bad in this world. He must be taken down." I thought for a second, and asked, "So what's with the shampoo?" They seemed irritated I didn't get it, and said,
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only during the waning gibbous moon. "Dammit," I spoke to myself, "That was last night." Then I realized antigravity was still in effect, reversing the moon's orbit. Jimmy will
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rafters, silently watching the visitors. As they climb the foyer's stairs, there's a rainless flash of lightning, and the candles of the chandeliers light. Turning the doorknob,