The leaf felt bad about the domestic violence, of course. But the leaf was only a leaf. No, the leaf was shaking because it was cold. The cracked door let in the cold. The boy was

How often have I spent all night thinking about whether this cup, or any other cup, feels involved in this history that we are writing with each moment we sit in the dark. Does it?

I drove by a woman I decided was one of Filipino nurses working at the hospital. How different her childhood must have been growing up in Subic Bay. Her car said she was doing well

He offered me a chilled goblet of it for a scalp. I agreed. I took a sip. It tasted like week old shit. “Isn’t it the most delicious milk you’ve ever had in this state?” If this wa

I’m having to do this from the truck on my smartphone. That isn’t easy with me being almost blind. Then these fat sausage like fingers. The hot Texas Sun jumped in just to be neigh

So, I thought to myself, this one is sitting on a pretty penny. He just sold that whole Applebox to the circus plus whatever others says he’s had this morning. I guess fruit is wor

"Who decided goat yoga was a good idea?" "You did." " OK, who decided that I was competent to make a decision like that?"You again." "Yeah, that does sound like something I'd do."

Whales from all oceans of Earth are congregating just off the coast of the island nation of Tonga. They are said to be let by an escaped Sea World orca named Project X. She won't

The groundwork for our holy mission is to delve into the dreams of the fish we lived within. Chairfish Koi prayed an edict about the dreams of fish. Whales who felt they were bait.

I resembled that part, we established. Or more accurately, you had established it for yourself and then insisted we'd established it for both. I didn't then and I don't now feel it

Mein cup runneth astray from its duties. I must heave it asunder if it cannot serve the purpose which serves as the premise for it's being included in this professional team of

I get it done, don't you know. I get it done. I've got 23 natural sons and countless of the others. I've got daughters in equal measure, you can be sure. Don't doubt that I get it

I cut a swath through their hearts and dreams. I loved swooping in after a new war takes all the able bodied blokes away. Leaving me and my bum leg to pick the flowers left behind.

"You mean you're a murderer? Is that what you are dad? A murderer?" "Yes. For the Government at first but then I went freelance. That allowed me to be more selective. You happened

I go walking down the boulevard, showing 'em all I come back hard, dumbasses having to hide in a drive-by, while I'm standing high shooting, cocking and reloading my Webster's. Dis

Used to be that when they walked in and you couldn't categorize them, you stuck them in K. Misc. These days there are subreddits upon subreddits galore. r/IrishbaristasnamedChlorin

My eggs came out so bad that I made another batch of them for Science. Just to prove to myself that i could replicate my formula. I did and I could. I went to the Halls of Science

Eventually the Mob couldn't ignore what they had all known for years. The Government was using the Mob MO. That is all it turned out to be. A Protection Racket. Only works if we're

Saterday mornings at home are rare for me these days. I'm always on the on the road with my new job as a pitchman for Death. That is what my 15 year old daughter calls me. She's ri

So this device we just turned on is powered by its own "thought". Thanks to the steigle device we introduced into the infinity engine we borrowed from the Loomis Institute of Pluto