I've been trying for hundreds of years. I've seen kingdoms rise and fall, great people born and die. Yet despite it all, I can never get into that damn story.

I ended up in Mandeville, just south of Perth. From that I determined that this dimension was skewed 0.328134 Dollops in the material plane. But I was still in an Australia. He'd

I still can't get in that story. It claims that I'm already on it. I flattered but that doesn't get me in. Then it repeats that I'm already on it. Then it dawns on me. It's stupid.

I just got kicked out of a story I wasn't even in. How's that for warm udders? I mean, look at her Smuckers. Still, as far as New Caladonian State Judge, Janel Harlow, has been an

Peninsula in the Peabody West Cluster. A total of 2 windows. The Peabody West Cluster is known for their shockwave prevention & preparation protocols. Caleb's shockwave was deemed

No, I'm not crazy, I told myself. I'm just talking to my best friend, Me. Me and I get along just dandy until we don't. Come to think of it. We really don't work well together. Do

drew his little musket on the parson's daughter, Gertrude Mime. She didn't mind but her father's church group minded quite a lot. So, now, she has to pretend that she minded. Blaze

ns are in our mind, even in this, a real prison." Then there was the sound of some yelling through a barricaded Warden's office door. Then one gun shot. The secret prison mall held

So imagine my surprise to wake up this morning as the opening act on the docket. I hadn't even gotten enough time to fix my unction and here I was in court again. This judge knew

Suddenly klaxon noises flooded the courtroom as a Higher Court stands in judgement on this judge's offering prayer on a 3rd Thursday of the Month. This's the same crime or it isn't

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. Once. But I keep doing it over and over and over. Every time the elephant makes that stupid, "et tu" look at me, hard. I say, "I'm not Aesop"

I love him. I knew everything about him. If only I could speak to him. See him looking in my eyes. But instead, I'm hiding nearby while he kisses that hoe. Hes mine. she has to go.

I love him. I knew everything about him. If only I could speak to him. See him looking in my eyes. But instead, I'm hiding nearby while he kisses that hoe. Hes mine. she has to go.

deadly one. It was beautiful in a scary way. It looked sort of like a butterfly. Only bigger. Smaller than me, but biggerIt was cute. The fact that it was talking is what scared me

tore him apart to get to the feast. "Really, Stu," Helena sighed, tossing the bread over her shoulder, "you should know better than to store bread in your pants."

seemed to think she was a suave and savvy agent of the Twilight Service, but Joanna just seemed to be a dead jackass. Still, I did need to locate my niece, so we went to Kremelheim

but I already had some cookies in the oven, for the Sea Monkey King had charmed me with his poems. But I was all in favor of baking a cake with the vampire OB-GYN next time my oven

showed up at the photo shoot. "We'll have to reinforce the catwalk," said his assistant Jules-Marie. But Jean LeLongJean made sent all 400 lbs of my

But I, being a card-carrying member of the Humane Society of Peach Pit, Nebraska, refused to kill the dog. "Well, just neglect me, at least," the dog's eyes pleaded, but I refused.

lp with that. I took a doctor class in community college." The darkness bore no response from Jonnan. But I could tell he was judging me just by the sound of his sniffly breathing.