Today for the first time in a long long while I awoke feeling OK. It was OK, liked that. Then about an hour ago went back to bleh. I feel like an emptiness inside a hole of nothing

I'm not going to pussy foot around the subject but the predicate lacks an object. That, at least, is what I told myself in the dark. When I was left alone with my character and it

aro's biggest fan but Mitch owned only prints. His garage was stacked to the ceiling with them. His wife was fed up & organized a garage sale while he was at an art fair. Pissaro

The next question asked Mark if murder had been a crime that existed before the 10 Commandments, starring Charlton Heston. Again Mark said, "Yes." He was rewarded with a pellet and

We took pains to highlight the differences between our product & a merkin. Our basic unit was called The Down's First Sign, for obvious reasons. Many called them Training merkins.

Ted made short work of Spike and tied him up beside the others. Ted went through Spikes pockets as well. There was a WRENCH, and a cryptic message written in Elve's Spit. I put the

might look at me and see me as just Farris F. Freemont, a facilitator of the impossible but you'd be so wrong. You should see me as Opportunity knocking on your door. Adam and Eve

I had conveniently left for her painted on her bedroom wall in somebody's blood. In her fruit snack bliss she never saw the cryptogram and I was still under the gun with the suits.

"That is just a lie that found itself into the Legend of John Belushi. The truth is what for him it was always Pepsi Pepsi that got them to drop those panties, if they were wearing

to some guy named Steve Jobs, I guess. I don't know if the guy sucked it or not. I do know the audience started getting antsy over the licensing fees & the EULA on his Occular Enha

keep a writhing radish wrapped in a new born's caul and you will always have something; a quick snack that smells heavenly and sour at the same time, or a bit of sympathetic magic

As I looked down upon this new world I wondered how long it would take us to forget the lessons that drove us seek this new world. How long before we destroyed this one? XO says we

Critics of the Robotic Sexual Studies program often pointed to this Master's prerequisite. How does a master's level knowledge in Furries help in measuring the libido of a toaster?

Due to those circumstances related elsewhere, my eggs ended up cooking on the pan for about 20 minutes. By the time I got back to them they were cooked hard & steaming at my treatm

had to be done. Each day, when the mail arrived, he'd wait until the mortals were gone, and fumble open a catalog to the pool supplies section. "Above-ground pool installation!"

Her name was nova. she was a cave girl. I asked her if she wants banana. My name is Stony I am caveman but never a damned bam bam thank you ma’am man, he loved the cavegirl

"You're right. I forgot the Process. If forgot it intentionally. We have used the Process all of our lives, it works, so we don't question it. In reality we don't know how or why

I chose the weapon. I chose a 4 story setup. The first 3 would all have the same starting sentence but would be different stories. The fourth one broke one of the rules. Only then

I seem to be missing some of the teeth of the comb I am writing with, my mouth. That's why my words are missing certain parts here, there & everywhere to ever wear a Care Bare to a

I first heard it was a wolverine. Then The Wolverine. Then a werewolf. I meant to ignore it but that was the only thing anybody wanted talk about that summer on campus. The bodies