It is both a relief and heartrending that the world has made it through another day without me. That is, if I still had a heart. I still have the hole though and it is filling with

It happened that nothing was done and nobody lived happily ever after. Again, this only happened once upon a time. A time that nobody ordered but refused to take delivery of.

I awoke simply to do that one. I had no other purpose and I looked to be sure. It wasn’t much of a purpose but at least I had one. It was a love/hate relationship, my purpose & me.

Let us sit together, side by side, on this bench that still bears a bit of flesh of Theseus. We can sup on pomegranates from Hades’ sideboard and tempt the Fates, Furies & Graces.

ry slips were drawn up with each containing a possible interpertation & placed in a hat. Unbeknownst to all, the seeds were sown for the gambling scandal that would rock the school

list since 2013, was the guy behind Max Silver at the StellaDrachma when he, Max, dropped the cup of hot garum he was in line to get replaced. Hot garum got on Steve Shigella's FBI

I thought I heard a ruckus at a scene where modernity lost its last soul. Unshod feet of the masses of disheartened descending the pyramid temple steps make a soft sussarant noise.

Omar Peck, who wasn't even in the Sub's class nor was he supposed to be on this field trip, dropped a deuce in the center most fountain. Something called I THOUGHT I HEARD A RUCKUS

the world is your persona. Behind that, is you. Who are you behind the curtain?" As the Sub was saying this he was looking around the room, trying to engage each pupil individually

But that seemed so Rich Cat Boat Cat that I am embarrassed that I brought it up as a possibility. The bevy of gold diggers could't pan an egg if it was already in one, let alone it

Challenge accepted. With a 104 temperaments to accommodate, I knew I needed to go slim on each one by default. Matching my skill sets with each one would be a matter of adding up

something that isn't deemed by the School Board as being an acceptable reason to miss school. Possessed by demons or not, Georgina will be held back if she misses anymore days."

I lost another bit of the little dignity I have left, this morning, when the cats refused to fess up to which one ordered the small. It didn't matter, they were getting both. But I

And in so doing, he summoned Crazy Chuck, the Patron Saint of Disco Clowns. His rainbow wig and red rubber nose shone bright in his comic brilliance, all but blinding Feeb and his

was meant to be. Not that Super-Kanye bullshit we found on Diarrhea Planet. Kanye would just have to be content with lame rapping and stupid attention-getting measures until he

That's why I always travel with the Friendly Driver's Trusty Radar Companion, or FDTRC for short. It's the ultimate tool for knowing when oncoming drivers should meet their doom.

Then Duckman burst in by falling through the fine glass domed ceiling & landing in Micky Spillane’s lap. Meanwhile, she had stopping singing the Howard the Duck Quack Quack Quack Q

Believe you me, that the third and last time I will God’s instrument on Earth. The pay sucks and I can’t have any women. Fuck that whole move this mountain through faith shit. I’m

I got off at Turnball Station and ran into Erdös boarding. I hadn’t seen him in 17 years. He saw me, beamed. He pointed at me & said, “Toni Basil!” “That is right, that was her. “

Toby never knew he had a grandfather let alone a rich one until yesterday when some guy named McPerla told him his grandfather was dead and left it all Toby. McPerla gave him 96546