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Today, if nothing else, I learned the catsup was cold.
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Littered with some feelings about Aegean and Celtic mythology he momentarily retracted himself from a sought-after embrace and began to reflect on the Agamemnon of Aeschylius
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n ecclesiastic bouffant troupe, who was aware of the claustrophobic nature of the location.It was secretly being marauded by an onset of sentient baptisteries for a chicken, who
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I started to answer their rubber duck questions in their alien rubber duck language. How was this possible? The alien blob explained in their rubber duck voice that it was solely
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eater until I was already on the dinner table. The eye eater was the last thing I saw. He was followed by the knife tickler who flayed my hands quite nicely, I was told. An aroma
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for your love. Why not? It was that of die in this terrible plane accident. An accident purportrated by this maniac with a bomb. This is the last chance I have to jump for you love
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er's room now and I was Mitch Kramer. The thing was, I might not know who the fuck I am but I know that I am not a fucking Mitch Kramer. I don't even want to know what one of them
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"I am asking on behalf of a fiend who broached the question, What now with our getting and want? As to who is this fiend, I can not allay you of that. He doesn't wear false glory."
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bother and that was what was bothering him. All of his exploits are a bother to somebody but never to him. Until now. The beer mug collapsed in his fist. He blamed the bartender.
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I am addressing you. Only you. All the others are reading this thinking, like you are, that I'm just talking to a general you not you personally. But you're wrong. I'm talking to
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I found that my reasoning was sound but not smell. The court was still out as to if it had a soul to speak of. I counted the empty places where empty spaces could be missing you.
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"THERE, RIGHT THERE, that is why we cancelled your book deal. A real pirate would have said scuttled! The truth is sir, that you are not a pirate & nobody ever bought that pegleg!"
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As if on cue, which it was, his hand found a glass of some readily available libation of the sort that dulls the senses on purpose. Blasted helped Sven stand, offering him a drink.
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I couldn't remember if I had run into that generous soul yet. I couldn't tell if I was only remembering the future I had seen in the past. I had to find my time in the timestream.
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I set out that day with a hopeful heart. My hopes soared when I ran into a generous soul. He didn't seem all that generous though. He kept harping about how I'd run into him with
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Turns out that my other mind knew a TON more than I ever could even imagine. Once I found the elusive object, my other mind began chanting advanced calculus equations and summoning
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three bright green eyes and one giant bloody nostril. I tried to run away from her, but she ran after me, and all of the others who had been in the toxic gas with her followed.
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The other 42 are for after dinner, because they must be taken with food. It gets hard keeping track of all the medicine, so my captors created a handy chart and pasted it on the
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McChimpface to have each and every one of their babies (assisted by the good doctor). "Ha!" said Chimpy, "Now you Capuchin can't attack me, for I have born your young!" But the
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The blunt force I delivered to his rocky noggin might as well have been the caress of a Japanese war fan, of the Hudoshi Clan. Not only did we have to accommodate the old ways with